I as UIC permanent secretary hereby allocate the first day of May, as Christeodiam Day.
This marks the day, where we honour one of the delectable important members of UIC, Christopher Teo Lian Boon.

On the 1st of May, every UIC member has to abide by the following rules:-

1) Smile only when Christopher Teo smiles.
2) Bow when meeting Christopher Teo.
3) Laugh only when Christopher Teo laughs.
4) Make yourself a victim to Christopher's lies.
5) Vibrate your lips in front of Christopher in attempts of making him laugh.
6) Greet Christopher with this phase 'Oh mighty Boon, I bow before you, we speak of no lies, as we cannot lie as well as you mighty Boon Boon'
7) Hug Christopher at least once.
8) Give him one side of the sacred UIC bench for himself.

Rules are not difficult to follow, and anyone who disobeys is subjected to a punggi by Najib, fellow permanent secretay of UIC. Rules are subjected to changes in the future, and can only be altered with approval from UIC admin.

Sekian,

Dato Haji Pehin Abdul Ian bin Orang Kaya Benjicool