His hair is white
What a pretty sight
So young it grows
Don't ucap him you ho's

Hu is this guy huh?
His name is Hu Yee Fah
Ian handsome banar no?
Eh sorry, aku kan cakap 'ia' yo

Mahir main squash, suka main bula
Peramah ia, sweet macam gula gula
Saiz jubur okay, bukan big inda small
Tapi saiz hatinya will beat you all

Ia jarang marah, ia jarang derita
Diam diam jua lah, inda banyak cerita
Bukan Melayu, bukan India
Bukan Inggeris, ia urang Cina

Mahir bermatematik, ia jua funny
Bini bini semua suka urang cute ani
'EEEEE YEEEEEE FAH!' kata si Izyani
'WAH BASAR JUBUR' kata anak Jomari

Bah anyway yo, Hu Yee Fah
You our man, ko tua udah
Take care my buddy, we see you at kantin
Pakai shampoo, Pantene WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAAWAWAWAWAAWWAAWAWWAWA


Dato Ian