"apa wang? minta sapit puting atu?"

Meet Bokh. or better known as Boh. or Bobo. Whichever gay name you prefer.
He is Chris' arch rival. Chris has always envied bokh's near-to-perfection smile. These two are actually twins. Identical twins. They got separated at birth but reunited at the sausage festival in Germany a couple of years back. Chris did not like the time they both met as Bokh was smiling like a paedo while poor chris couldnt move his cheek muscles. Chris jealous Bokh pandai smile.

From that day onwards, Chris very much disliked the fact that he and bokh looks exactly the same. so he had a face job, tanned his skin, got his hair straightened and imported some fats from a pig. Chris is a different man now. but his inability to make different facial expressions was still there. poor Chris.

below is a poem, for you, dear Bokh,from Mr.Teo Lian Boon;

kau Bokhari,
nama macam curry,
kau fikir kau cali,
tapi jubur damit macam baie.

oh Bokhari Sufian,
saya tau kau bukan kedayan,
tapi kenapa rambutmu keriting?
kamu minta tempiling?

rambutmu bida, inda mau lurus,
kamu ini ke gym saja, tapi masih jua kurus,
tunggu sekejap aku ambil kamus,
ah itu dia, hidung mu macam hipopotamus!

aku sakit hati kau dapat senyum dan ketawa,
walaupun senyuman mu inda lawa,
tetapi bear in mind, esok or lusa,
jangan terkejut lihat senyuman tercantikku didunia.

Those are part of his poem for you bokh. i wouldnt mess with him if i were you. He's got three ninja's in his pocket.
relax chris. relax. Christopherteodiam's day on thursday. woohoo.

im out,
siNajib