Figured my first post should be something epic so i've decided to write a poem for ian chan zhao xiang.
Today marks a special day,
On the twenty third of April we celebrate,
the birth of someone we all admire,
He who bears the name Ian Chan.
Today, you turn seventeen,
No longer the annoying prick you were yesterday,
Shit, I've been stuck here for 10 mins already.
I asked bobo for help, but he turned me down.
This isn't funny cause i need to write you a poem.
Ian loves john mayer,
More than he loves his mom.
I like his taste for music,
Unlike bokh, who listens to Kings Of Leon.
I'm sorry,
This isn't much of a poem,
Nothing seems to rhyme with one another,
But i hope it will suffice.
Ian, you are awesome.
I think you have the magic inside your fingertips,
You play the guitar like no other,
Girls drool over your when you play the piano.
When you start singing with that sexy voice of yours,
You make naveen horny,
Eric gets a tion,
Cody starts to sweat,
And Bobo starts to melancak.
Ian, you are gay cause you like vegaboys.
But you, my brother in arms,
I'd rather I'd lose my limbs
Than let you come to harm.
With lots of suffocating hugs,
Eric <3
