i noticed my name,
so i write this poem,
jib your game sounds lame,
but damn! i'm game!

kwang is my brother,
he looks more cooler,
he's so tall,
you can't differentiate him and the wall.

najib's the secretary,
he's not that scary,
he's not that fatty,
but hey he can be so bitchy,

secretary 2 ian chan,
he's so depressed lately,
come here and eat belacan,
i'm sure u'll get better my lady.

najmi's the giant,
he's always acts silent,
he thinks he's so cool,
but hey, your mole?
soo uncool.

the tall-wannabe guy basit,
he's a lame ass shit,
he likes to sit,
and go eat shit.

my son named yeefah,
i call him sampah,
u wanna noe why fatty?
coz he's dat smelly.

chea kai the cousin,
so white so fazin,
jarang go lepak sama kami,
go there la dating sama ani.

christopher the liar,
he likes to lie,
and he likes to lay,
u wana noe why?coz he's dat gay.

naveen the horny indian,
he's not that vain,
but when it comes to dirty mind,
trust me he's second to none.

hafiz the porno,
he seldom says no,
he always go to the bathroom,
i dont know,is that your masturbate-room?

ehsan the ambuk,
he always go to the tabuk,
he always tries to be funny,
we go haha nada cali!

riza my baby,
you are so cali,
the cuteness in ur stare,
made the ladies go errrr.

sepol si mental,
sais sepuluh bantal?
u like to slap people's ass,
are you having ur PMS?

chinkai the poser,
he thinks he's hoter,
with his fringe go wavering,
*sigh* he's so sinting.

haziq the naga,
suka marah masam muka,
pala gundul usul ganas,
dapan bini macam *tut*less.

faiq the coolest,
so cantek so famous,
i like your file,
but chris likes your smile.

wafeeq the waffle,
so ambung so mahal,
you think you're that big?
well the hole in ur nose is bigger.

afiq the asphyxiated,
watever it is, it's so rugged,
can't find a word to describe you,
oh i get it, its tuyu.

hakeem the judge,
he so hot like the chocolate fudge,
he went to school with a songkok,
muka pun sudah mcm ayam berkokok.

gman's the man,
he likes to act as the toughman,
boy you're not superman,
but you can be uic's garbageman.

judin the cwalker,
he's the walker he's the talker,
he ain't lying when he's talkin,
I ain't bitchin but keep doin your thang.

azim the lawak,
he's so talented to be the pak lawak,
recently rejected for the scolarship,
that's so sad but that's so lawak.

badan bokhari sofian mcm pisang,
dia pikir dia hensem?betang betang,
qilah's your girlfriend and i don't care,
coz the teachers in the school says that you're so gay.

edmond lee edward,
he's so awkward,
trust me he's a bastard,
9 times he farted.

the coach named haji faizul,
once a gay but now likes to hold a tukul,
your tukul is so hard just like your head,
sorry to the ladies, but which head?

eric the guy who looks like a chinese,
no he's not a chinese but a cantonese,
no it's not the same you bangladis,
jangan majal tampar kamu karang sampai menangis.

brada cham brada ku,
we're so quiet tanpa dirimu,
we miss you a lot..well sometimes la bro,
your nyanyahness is wat defines you la yo.

naqiu si macho but not too macho,
ketawanya cali ketawa hohoho,,
im not insulting im not mengucap-ing,
sorry for disturbing agatah continue melancap-ing.

amir the athletic,
he's so silent but yet so cantek,
so kurus so tough,
i bet u ladies sesiapun kan mentouch his body's buff.

mizan the italian,
he looks like the tukangmembasuhjuburcbokh kegalian,
but well who cares you dumbass,
as long as he likes to wrap up bokh's tiny little thin ass.

i end my post with one rhyme,
i'm so tired and i haven't read my chem,
but who cares if im failing,
at least here i am rapping.

sign out,
sigma bond,
i211 sinotkacak,
gansgterfor lifee.