Today, we had futsal at Padang Kebajikan. Today, azim and wafeeq came to my house and ate free breakfast. Today, Afiq played his debut game for UIC. Today, Azizan came with al-hafiz, its okay, i wont tell people kamu gay. Today, faiq came after not playing for so long. Today, Azeef played futsal with his new pair of futsal shoes. Today, Hj.Syafiq was a thug. Mizan and Amir also came today. Hakeem used someone else's shorts and Liau was awesome as ever, today.
So im gonna talk about UIC's latest member, Afiq Naqiudin. Afiq is a great add to our squad. He's got the finishing touch and he's got the pace. He awed us all with his performance today. With his ability to get past defenders and smiling at the same time, a true goal-scoring machine he was.
Afiq makes the malays go "sial, lawa tu eh" or "baaiiieeeeeee",
the chinese go "whoah tsi eh. cibai so good one"
and naveen go "damnn. i like that tight ass. rawr."
After a few minutes playing, my team was under attack.
Azim passed the ball swiftly to afiq, who turned and skipped past me. There was no cathcing him then. He sprinted his way goalwards and placed the ball to the left pocket of the goal.
After that was just goals, goals and more goals for Afiq.
Im telling you, its those orange mercurial vapour shoes. They're magical.
Azeef was also impressive, defensive-wise. It just makes me want to smack the back of his head when i dribble and azeef just sticks his legs out and get the ball easily.
Azeef's goalkicks are the best. It goes wayyyyy up but not that far. HAHAH
In the end, all of us were totally burned, but a lot more improved. ...i think.
im out,
siNajibBurned
