In school, there’s two things people look forward to; break time and lunch. At least that’s what I think.
It’s because my throat gets dried up easily and I’d trade my pencil for a drink. Hey, you don’t know how important my pencil is to me okay.
But then, our cafeteria is always crowded, always. And I understand this is an obstacle to everyone wanting to buy food, especially to those who are fun-sized. The mixture of different odour is also a disturbance. From sweat to bau haing, this is enough to make a dog pass out.
So I’m gonna share with you people some tips and tricks on how to get your food without having to go through all those troubles.
1) Suruh org bali and bagi tips.
2) If you’re fun sized, squeeze through them people like a red blood cell. Get in between those armpits, crawl through people’s legs and you’ll make your way to the counter.
3) If you’re a giant, body charge the crowd. Or bagi sphere macam si Goldberg. Goldberg ah, bukan GoldDust. This will make them run for their lives and voila, you get food. Or..
4) You could just raise your arm, exposing your armpit, which is leveled with the non-giants’ head. They will cover their nose, but your armpit’s smell will continue to penetrate their nostrils and will eventually force them to give up and lari. If you cant beat them smelly people, join them.
5) Go to the nearest girl to you and say “kenapa ada cicak arah kain mu atu?”
She will, surely, scream and panic. Unless she is a he. Hearing the scream, people will look at the screamer. Take this chance, people hilang focus sakai meliat bini-bini beteriak, you make your way to the counter and make your purchase happily.
6) If you’re a ninja, I envy you.
7) If you know karate, don’t be shy and use your knowledge, chop them up. Do it for the hungry people mann.
8) Teamwork. Bring along a friend. Let your friend distract the crowd, some magic tricks would be best. While the crowd is distracted, bali tah makanan for your friend and yourself.
9) Bali saja like anyone else would. And sabar. Because sabar itu separuh daripada iman.
10) Minta-minta makanan saja dari kawan, mengintu. Hahah
im out,
siNajibSelaluKaringLeher
