Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the first ever boxing-and-soalan-manis fight off! Where people box and get extra points for a stunning joke. And to make things more fun, today’s match is the battle between two Chinese titans with so much difference between them. A brilliant match is expected here.
Standing in one corner of the ring, wearing a yellow checkered trousers that makes you go “HAHAHAHAHA POKLEN!”, spectacles better than Harry Potter’s, weighing at 255 poundsss.. it’s The China Hong Heng Dudeeee, CHRISSSTOPHEERRRRR!!!
And his opponent, taller by a head, chest as hard as a brick wall, with a fringe that’ll poke your eyes til you go blind, wearing nothing but a scarlet Speedo, it’s the defending championnnnn, Andrew, Han the KING, Ming KWAAAAANNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!
‘Ding ding ding’, the bell was hit.
..thrice
Both Andrew and Chris locking stares at each other as the move round and round the ring. They didn’t even glance anywhere else but stare at each other’s pupils.
3 minutes passed by and not a punch was thrown. Smack smack. A shoe was thrown from the crowd and hit Andrew’s head. And then it bounced off his head and hit Chris’.
“Come on! Punch already! Or burn him with a joke or something! I didn’t pay $5 to see you two fags stare at each other” said the old geezer who threw the shoe.
That ticked them both. Andrew punched Chris in the nuts, followed by an uppercut. Chris had bitten his own tongue because of that. Angry, he spat out the blood from his tongue and threw several jabs to Andrew. Few punches to Andrew’s left kidney and another strong jab. Kwang was groggy then. So chris took the spot and said,
“ada India kawin sama cina, kenapa nama anaknya Siti Fatimah?”
“KENAPA?” shouted the crowd in reply.
“pasal anaknya bini-bini”
The crowd laughed til they were in tears. Andrew also laughed and was experiencing stomach cramp due to excessive laughter. Aware of this, Chris decided to have another go.
“apa yang ada enam kaki, dua ekor dan sepasang sayap??”
The whole place went silent. ‘Cricket cricket’ was all that was heard. The crowd were scratching their heads and so was Andrew. All was clueless.
So Chris replied
“jawapannya: Orang memigang ayam yang naik atas kuda.”
“OOOOHHHHHH” exclaimed the crowd.
Andrew felt stupid and never got up after that.
The referee called it a match. It was considered as a knock-out. Christopher has won against Andrew. For the first time, after competing in 35765989048763 matches, Andrew was beaten. He cried and cried and cried. Where as Chris smiled, smiled and smiled.
Chris got home with bruises. But was a happier man. A lot happier.
The End.
Im Out,
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