Ada doctor ani, with his three patients. His patients ani ada mental problems aka stangah tiang aka gila sikit.

After a year of treatment, it was time for the doctor to test if during tiga ani normal sudah atau inda. So to test them, he emptied a swimming pool and told the three of them to swim in it;
yang swimming = gila masih
yang inda swimming = baik udah. Sal tau jua ya tu nada aing.

So the first one dulu kana suruh swimming. Diving ya kedalam, melabuk pulang kepalanya. Tapi swimming masih.
“gila masih” kata doctor atu sambil giling-giling kepalanya.

The second one.
Sama jua dua kali lima. Backstoke ya apa.
Hampa doctor atu meliat, usahanya selama ani macam sia-sia.

Skali yang ketiga ani lagi disuruhnya swimming.
“nda ku mau” kata lelaki ketiga atu.
Happy doctor atu mendangar, ada jua yang normal olehnya antara tiga orang atu, tersenyum lebar lah doctor atu.

“knapa kau inda mau beranang wang? *senyum happily*” kata doctor atu.

“sal aing nya sajuk”

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Im out,
NajibAndWar

Ps: mun inda cali, diam saja. hahah