I personally think this blog needs an update.
A proper one which excludes announcements and weird pictures i.e the 3 boob-ed girl =S

I am here to continue Najib's exciting and entertaining dreams.
Dreams that you people are missing and looking forward to.

The dream goes like this:

Izzat was in school sitting in the canteen. He was expecting all the other UICs are coming because it was break time. That was the time when 94.135609% of the UICs are present. He was patiently waiting expecting everyone will rush to the well-known tables. However, not a single UIC passed by. Every tables was filled with respective groups and batches. Izzat was disappointed and wanted to leave. When he was clearing the dirt off his butt, Najib came. Izzat's eyes lit with appreciation HAHA. Najib told Izzat that the UICs are leaving Izzat alone because UICs have to be bald to be UICs. Izzat who desperately wanted to be part of UIC went bald. He rubbed his clean head with vainness. He went to school ready to face his friends. When he reached school, he was shocked to his death when he found out everyone still have their hair.

The End.

HAHAHAHAHA nadawah.

This is the real one:

Title: A monkey's day in school

To make it realistic, i decided to name the monkey Ehsan =D.

Ehsan woke up with a big big smile because he had a feeling that school will be great. So, he looked into the mirror and admired his good looks for about 30 mins before deciding to go shower and get ready. After he showered, he was still in front of the mirror admiring every inch of his perfect appearance. He put on his ARMANI's perfume and headed to school. Because of his time wasting in front of the mirror, he had to have breakfast in the car. He asked his mum what will he be having that morning expecting Maki Californias or at least a Unagi Don for breakfast. His mum smiled showing her teeth and handed him a big yellow banana. Ehsan went wild because it was a better breakfast than he expected. He gobbled it up and burped as loud as a carhorn. The burp had caused the driver in front of his father's car to be angry. The driver stopped and stepped down the car stomping in rage.

He went cursing and scolding the family for a random car horn. Ehsan felt sorry for his parents because he was the culprit. He was late for school and got another lecture from the discipline teacher before receiving a green late slip. He went to the toilet to take a good look at himself in front of the mirror before showing up in class. While walking to class, he was controlling his macho and flicked his fringe occasionally to attract the juniors. He went into class and sat down putting his legs on the table like a real life superstar. The teacher was annoyed but couldnt not do anything about it. He raised his hands up everytime the teacher pointed out a question and answered it confidently. However, none of his answers are even near to correct. He just wanted to answer the questions himself not giving any chances to his classmates. This went on for 5 periods. Finally and fortunately, break arrived.

He then went to the canteen and bought his meal; a banana-flavoured milo and a banana rice katok. He brought them to the table and enjoyed it. Everytime he sipped a drink or munched on a scoop of rice, he brought out a mirror out checking if there is any stain on his lips or teeth. He got 5 tissue boxes prepared in his bag for any emergency. Therefore, he was really good in keeping his image as perfect as possible. It was then when he finished his meal, there were a group of people who were carring cameras setting up a site for some casting. They looked like they are making a drama.

One of them came by and asked Ehsan,'' By any chance your related to Irwasyah?'' Ehsan shaked his head but was flattered in heart. The guy then received a call and immediately his face turned gloom. However, he then smiled and told Ehsan that his main actor couldnt not come. They are shooting a movie named '' Twilampu '' and now have to find an urgent replacement. He told Ehsan he looks perfect for the role ;Edward Cullen. Ehsan was really flattered and agreed without any hesitation. Ehsan was like checking his looks already and spiked his hair up like how Robert Pattinson did in the movie. The director said he is looking fine and asked Ehsan not to be too nervous. Ehsan was happy and asked the director which scene are they shooting. The director told Ehsan with a strict voice, '' Whatelse can we be shooting? Did you know why we find you? We are supposed to shoot the scene when Edward is carrying Bella while climbing up the tree.Your the perfect guy for it. '' The director beamed with a huge smile while Ehsan broke down and cried. His day wasn't that great after all.

The End.

Hope you like it.
If u dont like, u can comment it on my own blog. Please dont spam this UIC tagboard. Thanks

K263.

P.S To the e306, that Ehsan in the story is not you. Dont be offended =D