The Dream,
Title: A peeping tom? No, a peeping CHRIS.

In his early days, Chris was a really obedient and good boy. He likes to follow instructions from his friends and teachers. He never defy any orders delivered to him. He was the Mr.Do-everything-what-people-say. In another rude way to describe him, he was the d*g. However, time had changed. Obama had become president. Palestinians like bombs. Gaza dislike bombs. Chris had changed as well. He had turned over a rotten leaf. He is now officially known as the Mr.Do-nothing-and-watch-people-suffer of UIC.

He had conducted a lot of criminal activities in UIC which includes going against teachers in school, lying without any expressions, smiling without any reasons, not doing any homeworks, escape class when teacher is in class and a lot if to be mentioned. The worst of all, he had developed a hobby which is peeping people in toilets. To make things even worse, he peeps at guys. I am not completely sure if hes gay but i think this is a very serious matter. This concerned about his marriage with his future partner and would certainly disappoint his family who had high hopes of having a Chris-Batman grandson. I finally found out the reason of all these happenings. The main source: Chris do not know how to smile. Without a smile on your face, you forgot what is happiness and will think on the dark side. Not to mention the dark skin tone as well.

So here, i wish Chris a very '' bright '' future. To prevent any racism to continue, i want to enforce the usage of the word '' non-white '' instead of the sensitive '' black ''. Black is beautiful =D. Chris is not gay of course but i cant assure you he wont be one in the future. Siapa yang terasa atu2, sorry2 lah. Me minta maaf =).

Everything above is just a dream. What i typed is not 100% true. That is if you wanted to admit it. No offence aight. CHIGGERS FOR LIFE.

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