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Disini ada ada satu or more pengumumans mengenai uic punya xbiz futsal tournament.
uic Qudro will be playing on sunday, 20th july which is the bad news because the reportedly superstar uic goalkeeper 'The Golden Hand" Han Ming Kwang cannot play on that beautiful day. In his last interview he was reportedly saying "2oth?wat the fuck! i can't play on that day..im going out with some friends..but if u guys play on the 13th maybe i can play." That's what he said. We all for sure don't know if he was bluffing or not. Let's all hope he was just bluffing n he'll come on the 20th becouse he is the man to watch. He's truly the golden hand. A talent only born once in a decade, or maybe even in a century. Golden Hand Ming Kwang, from us the uic and your uic fan, we hope u can come on that day because we truly and desperately need you to jaga the goalie of uic. Girls, please help us. Ms. H, Mrs. H or whoever might Kwang's scandal be, please help us. Help seduce and pujuk Kwang to play on that day.
uic Rutipaun/Minano however will be playing this sunday, 13th july. Well since you guys are already prepared to go for the tournament, go for it guys, make us proud although we know for sure u all will lose. The man to watch: "The Naga" Haziq Hazazizazizazizazizazi. With his unstopable zazizazizazi shot we all for sure don't know wether the ball will go straight to the net or the wall but lets just hope it'll burst through the net when he pull off the trigger. The other man "Cham Chit Cum" Brada Cham. Reportedly the oldest member of the uic but wv the kiddy attitude he is truly a fantastic player with a unique personality. He is famous for his "Cum" shot which when triggered, u'll noe where it goes. So all the best to all the guys that is on the team. We'll come and cheer for you. Also remember to watch uicMinano's worst player "King Tidur" BasitBabun. We hope u'll do ur worst this time. Make us proud worst player.
Sekian Terima Kasih.
Mind my english, Fuck you.
Update about uicQudro's and uicMinano's team will be up soon.
sign out,
i211 sinotkacak,
gangster sedih.
Disini ada ada satu or more pengumumans mengenai uic punya xbiz futsal tournament.
uic Qudro will be playing on sunday, 20th july which is the bad news because the reportedly superstar uic goalkeeper 'The Golden Hand" Han Ming Kwang cannot play on that beautiful day. In his last interview he was reportedly saying "2oth?wat the fuck! i can't play on that day..im going out with some friends..but if u guys play on the 13th maybe i can play." That's what he said. We all for sure don't know if he was bluffing or not. Let's all hope he was just bluffing n he'll come on the 20th becouse he is the man to watch. He's truly the golden hand. A talent only born once in a decade, or maybe even in a century. Golden Hand Ming Kwang, from us the uic and your uic fan, we hope u can come on that day because we truly and desperately need you to jaga the goalie of uic. Girls, please help us. Ms. H, Mrs. H or whoever might Kwang's scandal be, please help us. Help seduce and pujuk Kwang to play on that day.
uic Rutipaun/Minano however will be playing this sunday, 13th july. Well since you guys are already prepared to go for the tournament, go for it guys, make us proud although we know for sure u all will lose. The man to watch: "The Naga" Haziq Hazazizazizazizazizazi. With his unstopable zazizazizazi shot we all for sure don't know wether the ball will go straight to the net or the wall but lets just hope it'll burst through the net when he pull off the trigger. The other man "Cham Chit Cum" Brada Cham. Reportedly the oldest member of the uic but wv the kiddy attitude he is truly a fantastic player with a unique personality. He is famous for his "Cum" shot which when triggered, u'll noe where it goes. So all the best to all the guys that is on the team. We'll come and cheer for you. Also remember to watch uicMinano's worst player "King Tidur" BasitBabun. We hope u'll do ur worst this time. Make us proud worst player.
Sekian Terima Kasih.
Mind my english, Fuck you.
Update about uicQudro's and uicMinano's team will be up soon.
sign out,
i211 sinotkacak,
gangster sedih.
