just another useless update.
eh napaaaan?!?!?
biar tia bah daripada nada update.
banyak komplen ya.
tampar2 karang.
so yeahh...
To all uic scholarship recepients, kamu dikehendaki membuat satu epic post per person.
Post kamu ani mesti post epic..apakan jat..eh nda baa..mesti buat post yg epic ba..yg hangat mcm bapa c ajim..let it burn..sampai itam jua mcm cnajib..itam brabisss...wawawa..XD
eh jangan kamu ketawa2..nada masa becali ni..bepikirtah tuk buat that epic post..we'll be waiting for it..mesti buat one post per person n msti epic.."bukan nda majal epic cjat ani".. awu tauku ba aku majal..napaaan?!?! iatah ganya word ku tau ba epic atu..dis is life..deal wv it..apakan jat..i mean bear wv it..eh fuck u english ehh..payah..
By epic, i mean mesti epic..wawawa mental jua urg membaca ni krg luan majal epic ku ani..gagaga..nda ba mesti epic ba..wakakakka XD
awu wa..awu wa...by epic i mean msti buat kami terharu n nangis den buat kami remember pasal the past and the times we spent together especially buat kami remember kamu la..n yg buat kami rindu kamu brabis2..kalau nada..sorry lerr..ndatah kami rindu n remember kamu tu..wawawaXD
bah mesti kamu buat tu..we'll be expecting a post dari kamu..mun nada sorang2 ku tampar..n sorang2 si najib cium..n sorang2 si porno merogol..wawawa XD
bah contribute ahh jangan nada..kalau kamu jiwa uic, contribute la..tulunggg tah ku nahh..nda kan nda dapat buat kami nangis..utak begeliga sampai kana antar keluar negeri..nda kan nda dapat..huhu..p i wont expect too much dari bokh la..ia atu babal sikit..ia membaca buku tym exam atu pn ntah brapa puluh kali kaa..luan babal ba..wawawa XD
To azim, according to him, ia ckp ia sorang ganya antara semua penerima biasiswa DANA yang inda kana call..kami turut bersimpati atas kegagalanmu jim..banar..TIA KARANG!
aku ku ketawakan ehh..wawawawa..baru ko tau nda dapat jim..begang jua kau sama kami..ingat pandai sangat ka kau atu?wawawawa XD
kalau aku malu ku tu jim eh..betapuk dalam guni ku tu..dalam kutak maggi ka..wawawawa XD
no hard feeling jim ahh..gagaga
urg2 uic yg dapat shcolarship ialah:
Najmi wv the huge-ass mole.
Ian-wah yg msti cakap wah f becerita bahasa melayu.
Naveen the fucking horny blazin indian.
Hu Yee Fah the rubbishman tong sampah.
Bokh yg bulu matanya panjang and juburnya mcm kayu.
Cheng Chea Kai the pirate pasal matanya tadi labam uleh ku tym main squash..wawawa XD
Hafiz Alidi bank ajaib ku.
antah sapakah lagii..gtau2 saja ku f ada ku miss sapa2 kahh..
and kamu uic yg dpt scholarship ahh..
jangan lupa clubbing ahh disana..
nda payah belajar..mana penting tuu..
kamu dapat scholarship banarnya utk enjoy ba..so enjoy lahh disana..
go clubbing, drinking, and do all those R-rated stuff..
n cari bini2 banyak2..bescandal kamu banyakk2..org puteh kali ahh..payah kamu kan dpt di brunei tu..
melacur kah kamu disana..antam tah saja..manatau kurang usin..
buat dusa banyak2..kumpul dusa sapa paling banyak..belawan kamu..siapa manang aku menampar..wawawa XD
n f kamu kurang usin, bah sound2 saja..tunggguuuuuuu tah sajaa..tunggu saja lama2..ada kali ku membagi tu..kali lahh..nda jua ku bejanji..tunggu saja lahh..wawawaXD
atau make love kah kamu tarus disana..manatau kamu jadi corrupted udah..antam saja tia..make love tah saja..make memory ba dsana sebelum balik brunei..wawawa XD
do bad deeds..keep away from good deeds..zzzgeahhh!!
bah aku out,
to wafeeqkumis, i miss your kumis wap..wawawa XD
sign out,
i211,
gangster for lifee.
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Oh,
the moment had arrived.
Oh,
the moment when everyones leaving.
Today stands a very memorable event held in the auditorium. 50 plus people had decided to leave us and strive for their dreams.
Its been 6 remarkable years in the Maktab Sains. From the day we enter this school, not knowing anyone to now, a family full of love. We surely had gone through something. Something that cannot be exchanged for any values of money. Sure enough, after 6 years, we decided to separate each other. A group at the far west of the globe, while us staying in this peaceful Abode of Peace waiting to pounce on any scholarship and reunite with each other one day. The day we can talk about our career, family and money. A day we reminisce the times we had in our school life. A day we think wisely like a man.
Remember the time we played ice-breaking activity in the Rimba Maktab Sains introducing ourselves. Shy and naive. Two words i could describe. Cute too maybe HAHA. Aww, the old times. The times we played football in the basketball court near the isolated toilet. We had football tournament at the big field in a rainy day. Covered with mud but our enthusiasm didnt prevent us from playing in such a bad weather.
In form 2, the highlight of the year was the time we danced in the stadium. That was really fun because we had chance to skip lessons and come late to school. But the best part was being with you friends, playing and taking photos in the buses. We helped each other tying the ''sinjang'' and practiced together sharing light moments, disturbing each other and played around. The very infamous word created during that time was '' MAMAMU-YEAHHH '' HAHA. I seriously missed the old times. Having the chance to spend time with you friends was the best times of my life.
Till now, lots had happened. Everything.. together. Going out together. Playing together. Studying together. In fact, almost everything. And now, you people are leaving us for your own good. Nevermind, you all remember. Someday, we will meet again. In years time to come, i wouldnt know. But someday, we will come back and sit at that familiar UIC table again, chatting and talking like in the past.
May god bless you good luck in everything you do.
I will miss you all. Seriously.
K263.
the moment had arrived.
Oh,
the moment when everyones leaving.
Today stands a very memorable event held in the auditorium. 50 plus people had decided to leave us and strive for their dreams.
Its been 6 remarkable years in the Maktab Sains. From the day we enter this school, not knowing anyone to now, a family full of love. We surely had gone through something. Something that cannot be exchanged for any values of money. Sure enough, after 6 years, we decided to separate each other. A group at the far west of the globe, while us staying in this peaceful Abode of Peace waiting to pounce on any scholarship and reunite with each other one day. The day we can talk about our career, family and money. A day we reminisce the times we had in our school life. A day we think wisely like a man.
Remember the time we played ice-breaking activity in the Rimba Maktab Sains introducing ourselves. Shy and naive. Two words i could describe. Cute too maybe HAHA. Aww, the old times. The times we played football in the basketball court near the isolated toilet. We had football tournament at the big field in a rainy day. Covered with mud but our enthusiasm didnt prevent us from playing in such a bad weather.
In form 2, the highlight of the year was the time we danced in the stadium. That was really fun because we had chance to skip lessons and come late to school. But the best part was being with you friends, playing and taking photos in the buses. We helped each other tying the ''sinjang'' and practiced together sharing light moments, disturbing each other and played around. The very infamous word created during that time was '' MAMAMU-YEAHHH '' HAHA. I seriously missed the old times. Having the chance to spend time with you friends was the best times of my life.
Till now, lots had happened. Everything.. together. Going out together. Playing together. Studying together. In fact, almost everything. And now, you people are leaving us for your own good. Nevermind, you all remember. Someday, we will meet again. In years time to come, i wouldnt know. But someday, we will come back and sit at that familiar UIC table again, chatting and talking like in the past.
May god bless you good luck in everything you do.
I will miss you all. Seriously.
K263.
Sunday, July 27, 2008
yesterday, after being bullied by hulubalang football team, i went home just a spot of mud short from being a buffalo covered in mud. i entered my room and watched tv before planning to go shower. but then this show played, it made me delay my showering time. the show was funny, the show was awesome, the show involves an indian dude, a british geezer and a car. its better than Harold and Kumar or YeeFah and Naveen. And the show's got a name that'll make you at least smirk. the show..
is called...
THE BANGLA BANGERS!!!!
zgheahhh. Finally a show with an innuendo for a name. Sort of. but sorry to dissapoint you guys, it has nothing to do with banging banglas.
im out,
siNajibaintbangingbanglas
is called...
THE BANGLA BANGERS!!!!
zgheahhh. Finally a show with an innuendo for a name. Sort of. but sorry to dissapoint you guys, it has nothing to do with banging banglas.
im out,
siNajibaintbangingbanglas
Friday, July 25, 2008
UIC GOLFING
Tadi kami UIC namely najmi (friendly giant with a mole), najib (badar itam), izzat (pindik & not so kacak), hafiz (porno), zizan (booloo), haziq (naga), afiq (asipikated), syafiq (yg sudah naik haji), azman (pengiran), faiq (entah ah) and kai (allen) pigi golfing di empire. untuk menceritakan apa yg terjadi tadi, aku persembahkan poem ani:
Golfing punya pasal, aku bangun awal tadi pagi,
"Kami datang sana pukul 9 tu" nya si izzat zaini,
So aku pun begagas ke sana ke mari,
Takut akhir, inda bisdurang menunggui.
Aku pun tiba di empire cinema,
Awal sekali tidak terkira,
Aku expect bisdurang sudah ada di sana,
Then aku dapat sms, dorang lakat mandi rupanya.. (ish, betabiat banar 2 orang atu!!!)
Setelah lebih 30 minit menunggu,
Badan ku sudah karas macam tugu,
Aku sasak nunggu urang-urang tuyu,
nasib jua si faiq datang untuk menemaniku.
After another 10 minutes, the others pun datang,
Aku sangat marah, aku tarus meradang,
Kami pun pergi ke golf course yang berada di belakang,
Aku duduk bersama-sama si izzat yang malang.
Di underground parking, kami tenampak HUMMER H3,
Kami sungguhlah sakai and berbisly iski,
Si najib cakap urang yang punya ani mesti wealthy,
Si izzat prasan macam baie. (apakan naj..)
Kami ke driving range pakai buggy (buggee?),
Kami semua pun mencuba golfing macam setaie,
And ternyata kami semua sucky sekali,
Dengan ajaran mentor kami, we didn't look anymore silly. (mentor kami: Afiq, Azman, Azizan & Kai)
Selepas 'driving' kami pun mencuba 'putting',
Si afiq pun suruh kami buat satu perkara yang challenging,
Challengenya ani susah sekali, membuat kami semua paning,
Sampai abis semua bula golf terabang ke siring. (wah inda lagi ada idea yoo..)
Then kami pun balik ke rumah masing-masing,
Semua sampat menapau bula golf warna kuning,
Kami tau kamu kan ngucap kami maling (pencuri dalam bahasa indon),
Eh napaan?!! That's how we UIC's go chillin'.. (apa ertinya kan tuu?)
Kami tadi ke telanai,
Kami ke sana untuk ngantar si chin kai,
Lurus tadi melintas rumah bakas alai,
Oh ia memebuat hatiku berasa longlai...
Bah aku lalah sudah. nanatilah ku buat a better one. kalau bida poem ani, diam saja ah..
najmi.friendly.giant
song of the day: 'Kau Kekasih Awal & Akhir' - Jamal Abdilah
nah poem utk kamu dua c mijan and baasit yg bday kemarin dan kemarinnya
Lagu ari jadi kami nyanyi bersama,
C baasit janji kan belanja,
Tpi smpi ani nada,
Nda apalah kemudian tah sja.
C mijan pemalas c baasit penidur,
D umah c afiq, c baasit masak d dlm dapur,
Cmijan dgn laptop nya mendw video pelacur,
Abis bedw dua2 meliat lidah tejulur2…
Baasit selalu jadi gurauan,
Ada yg ketawa mcm kana sawan,
Tani lama udh bekwn,
Kamu dua jgnth karit… cemani kawan??
Drg dua dulu laju belari,
Tpi masa ani ntah apa telah terjadi,
Bhapa sja kah dorang selama ani,
Begesel malam2 atu sja kali….. (nya c najib) wawawwawawa
First half main futsal sdh ampar kan mati,
Nya c jat “bru ya badar anak dua org ani”,
ehh seet jadi gelaran,
usher gelaran c mijan,
video uic gila di post oleh c mijan semasa d giant,
aku tau kau ada byk sit post tia biar c apis porno gian.... wwaawaw
jgn marah...
aku tau di atas atu ada yg slah,
sorry atas apa yg ku buat salah,
sorry jua nada hadiah,
mana kamu mau minta doakan kah hadiah,
bh adg tah....
kawan ani saling memaafi,
klu buleh jgnth di balasi
gerenti ni..
abis aku kamu jarihi bila ari atu tiba nanti...
awwawawawawa
r28
ps. sorry eh lambat....
Lagu ari jadi kami nyanyi bersama,
C baasit janji kan belanja,
Tpi smpi ani nada,
Nda apalah kemudian tah sja.
C mijan pemalas c baasit penidur,
D umah c afiq, c baasit masak d dlm dapur,
Cmijan dgn laptop nya mendw video pelacur,
Abis bedw dua2 meliat lidah tejulur2…
Baasit selalu jadi gurauan,
Ada yg ketawa mcm kana sawan,
Tani lama udh bekwn,
Kamu dua jgnth karit… cemani kawan??
Drg dua dulu laju belari,
Tpi masa ani ntah apa telah terjadi,
Bhapa sja kah dorang selama ani,
Begesel malam2 atu sja kali….. (nya c najib) wawawwawawa
First half main futsal sdh ampar kan mati,
Nya c jat “bru ya badar anak dua org ani”,
ehh seet jadi gelaran,
usher gelaran c mijan,
video uic gila di post oleh c mijan semasa d giant,
aku tau kau ada byk sit post tia biar c apis porno gian.... wwaawaw
jgn marah...
aku tau di atas atu ada yg slah,
sorry atas apa yg ku buat salah,
sorry jua nada hadiah,
mana kamu mau minta doakan kah hadiah,
bh adg tah....
kawan ani saling memaafi,
klu buleh jgnth di balasi
gerenti ni..
abis aku kamu jarihi bila ari atu tiba nanti...
awwawawawawa
r28
ps. sorry eh lambat....
Thursday, July 24, 2008
hamizan's buffday
HAPI BUFFDAY HAMIZAN
We're here to celebrate,
It's Hamizan's 18th buffday.. Haha xD
From: Lalatine 23,
aku balas balik ehh..
TO MIJANLOVE
USHER <3
USHER <3
lebah-lebah laba laba,
kau terabah aku meraba,
siang-siang malam-malam,
kau ku sayang adimu ku kirim salam.
berbadan damit anu senjata panjang,
aku sakit kau telanjang,
idung mu basar bagas ku terajang,
jubur damit macam kancang.
status single tapi banyak scandal,
usul alim tapi gatal,
bulu kakimu sungguh tabal,
belajar2 tah bsai2, diri atu sudah babal.
pergi kejamban ku pikir behapa,
bukannya bekamih, tapi beria,
mengajan2 biut mua,
taie keluar nyaman rasanya.
idungmu basar serta panjang,
suaramu inda pernah melabang,
sikap mu adalah terus terang,
sampai meliat porn pun tarang2.
wawawa XD
kalau kamu ucap ia baie, nda ku setuju,
pasal ia baik bukan macam kamu,
eh abang mijan, i lap u,*wink*
aku tau u pun lap me tooo.
heeee =D
sudah ku puji ni jan, belanja tah ku,
ingat free ka?fuck la u,
belanja2 saja wah jangan karit,
kalau karit iatah membari kau mudah tekirit.
wawawa XD
8 rangkap ganya ku dapat buat,
makin lama idea ku makin bekarat,
tpi inda apa, janji bebuat,
happy birthday to u sahabat ku moga kau sihat.
sign out,
i211 feat 1 rangkap of najib,
gangster for lifee.
kau terabah aku meraba,
siang-siang malam-malam,
kau ku sayang adimu ku kirim salam.
berbadan damit anu senjata panjang,
aku sakit kau telanjang,
idung mu basar bagas ku terajang,
jubur damit macam kancang.
status single tapi banyak scandal,
usul alim tapi gatal,
bulu kakimu sungguh tabal,
belajar2 tah bsai2, diri atu sudah babal.
pergi kejamban ku pikir behapa,
bukannya bekamih, tapi beria,
mengajan2 biut mua,
taie keluar nyaman rasanya.
idungmu basar serta panjang,
suaramu inda pernah melabang,
sikap mu adalah terus terang,
sampai meliat porn pun tarang2.
wawawa XD
kalau kamu ucap ia baie, nda ku setuju,
pasal ia baik bukan macam kamu,
eh abang mijan, i lap u,*wink*
aku tau u pun lap me tooo.
heeee =D
sudah ku puji ni jan, belanja tah ku,
ingat free ka?fuck la u,
belanja2 saja wah jangan karit,
kalau karit iatah membari kau mudah tekirit.
wawawa XD
8 rangkap ganya ku dapat buat,
makin lama idea ku makin bekarat,
tpi inda apa, janji bebuat,
happy birthday to u sahabat ku moga kau sihat.
sign out,
i211 feat 1 rangkap of najib,
gangster for lifee.
ehh... c mizan g b'gay... whooops... b'day ka??? hehe
bah... anie turn c mizan plg..hari anie c mizan b'day,
kemarin c uncle aseeettttt,
i know it is a great day,
lau beusin lanja kami... jgnth kn karitt... >>>>lau $$$BEUSIN$$$ lau nda jgn th plg....
anak c mat daud namanya c hakeem,
anak c jasni namanya c najmi mole,
sudah lama ku kan makan ice-cream,
bah tah eh blanja ku mkan ice-cream d mall... >>> bkannya ice-cream anu atu ah...
kereta hummer pilihan hati,
kerita surung dibawa bkabun,
jangan tah kn sakit hati,
salah dan silapku harap diampunnn....
O.K.U
p/s: tadi c liau btanya wah arah ku apa erti O.K.U anie... bah to c liau... O.K.U = Orang Kaya Utama or Orang Kuat Uganda or Orang Kurang Usin BUT in my case bukan Orang Kurang Upaya ah... sihat walafiat ku masih... alhamdullillahh....
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Birthday Boys
Firsty, Happy 18th Birthday to Baasit & Mizan(advanced)
Poem by me to you =D:
Baasit, our lovely handsome brother,
no longer a child who cries for mother,
18 you are now, adulthood arrives,
finally the day, your legal to drive.
Happy birthday we sang just now,
a loud one indeed which vows the crowd,
you gave a pure innocent smile,
one that will follows a thousand mile.
Tall and lean,
not to forget your good-looking,
everyone waits for you to be eighteen,
now you are and belanja us la some drinks-.-
A keeper who takes care of his goal,
with good strong hands and a passionate soul,
never you let the ball pass you,
the ball obediently halted in front of you.
No longer a teenager you are,
soon you will own a wonderful car,
driving us around with opened convertible,
hopefully your hands will not shake nor tremble.
Everyday in school carrying a cool bag,
endure all the Gman insults and nags,
patiently waiting for your comeback,
never it came and off you go with your six pack. LOL
Mizans turn;
247, a day of joy and fun,
a boy was born named miju(a)n,
a handsome one indeed,
parents were proud so were his chicks.
you too are legal to drive,
jaga keselamatan lah to stay alive,
because we love you heartfully,
touchwood touchwood no mati-mati.
Girls go crazy over him,
however relationships are just interim,
staying single like me is a yes,
girls disappointed? jadilah les. HAHA apakan
A guy who goes around with his laptop,
containing songs of raps and hip-hops,
he can sing and dance like t-mac,
usher is his name so you bet.
Videos he contribute everyday,
uploading like crazy without any pay,
his commitment we appreciate,
friendship; always and intimate.
Once again, i hope you have a blast,
hopefully you will join the Usher cast,
dance and sing like crazy,
do your thing like Scottie McKanzie.
Once again, a very happy birthday to you two =D.
<3333
K263.
Kwang
P.S sorry ah mijan, aku buat awal la.
Poem by me to you =D:
Baasit, our lovely handsome brother,
no longer a child who cries for mother,
18 you are now, adulthood arrives,
finally the day, your legal to drive.
Happy birthday we sang just now,
a loud one indeed which vows the crowd,
you gave a pure innocent smile,
one that will follows a thousand mile.
Tall and lean,
not to forget your good-looking,
everyone waits for you to be eighteen,
now you are and belanja us la some drinks-.-
A keeper who takes care of his goal,
with good strong hands and a passionate soul,
never you let the ball pass you,
the ball obediently halted in front of you.
No longer a teenager you are,
soon you will own a wonderful car,
driving us around with opened convertible,
hopefully your hands will not shake nor tremble.
Everyday in school carrying a cool bag,
endure all the Gman insults and nags,
patiently waiting for your comeback,
never it came and off you go with your six pack. LOL
Mizans turn;
247, a day of joy and fun,
a boy was born named miju(a)n,
a handsome one indeed,
parents were proud so were his chicks.
you too are legal to drive,
jaga keselamatan lah to stay alive,
because we love you heartfully,
touchwood touchwood no mati-mati.
Girls go crazy over him,
however relationships are just interim,
staying single like me is a yes,
girls disappointed? jadilah les. HAHA apakan
A guy who goes around with his laptop,
containing songs of raps and hip-hops,
he can sing and dance like t-mac,
usher is his name so you bet.
Videos he contribute everyday,
uploading like crazy without any pay,
his commitment we appreciate,
friendship; always and intimate.
Once again, i hope you have a blast,
hopefully you will join the Usher cast,
dance and sing like crazy,
do your thing like Scottie McKanzie.
Once again, a very happy birthday to you two =D.
<3333
K263.
Kwang
P.S sorry ah mijan, aku buat awal la.
TO UNCLE ASEEET <3
kupu-kupu rama-rama,
kalau kamu mau jangan tunggu lama-lama,
kami ada jejaka, manis mukanya,
jangantah kamu kan jauh mencari-cari nun disana,
namanya basit, kami panggil aseet,
bapanya memiliki kerita transit,
mukanya itam, bukan si najib annuar,
pagi ia tidur, kami galar ia kelawar.
inda belamak tantu bukan sinajib,
nada betaie lalat tantu bukan sinajmi,
suka betelanjang tantu bukan aku,
berbangsa melayu tantu bukan sinaveen.
badannya tinggi, juburnya tunggi,
idung mancung, mua mcm baie,
barus gigi makai darlie,
badan bau macam taie.
mata sipit, badan ampar,
muka macam baie bari kan menampar,
datang ke skulah bukannya kan belajar,
kan tidur tah pulang baru ya badar.
balik awal, main cs,
nda pandai sanak main cs ganya,
"buing ba jat" alasannya,
baik ko talan bawa mati cs mu ahhh.
dapan cigu exen diam2,
blakang cigu ulah mcm ayam,
kalah ayam ehh macam babun kali,
eh salah macam baruk tidur diwaktu pagi.
wawawa XD
dia hidup keseorangan,
tanpa kasih sayang seorang ibu dan bapa,
kalau kamu baik tolonglah kesiankan,
walau sial usulnya tahan saja tia.
wawawa XD
bah mati akal ku sudah..
happy bday saja baasit ku sayangg.
peace.
sign out,
i211,
gangster for lifee.
kalau kamu mau jangan tunggu lama-lama,
kami ada jejaka, manis mukanya,
jangantah kamu kan jauh mencari-cari nun disana,
namanya basit, kami panggil aseet,
bapanya memiliki kerita transit,
mukanya itam, bukan si najib annuar,
pagi ia tidur, kami galar ia kelawar.
inda belamak tantu bukan sinajib,
nada betaie lalat tantu bukan sinajmi,
suka betelanjang tantu bukan aku,
berbangsa melayu tantu bukan sinaveen.
badannya tinggi, juburnya tunggi,
idung mancung, mua mcm baie,
barus gigi makai darlie,
badan bau macam taie.
mata sipit, badan ampar,
muka macam baie bari kan menampar,
datang ke skulah bukannya kan belajar,
kan tidur tah pulang baru ya badar.
balik awal, main cs,
nda pandai sanak main cs ganya,
"buing ba jat" alasannya,
baik ko talan bawa mati cs mu ahhh.
dapan cigu exen diam2,
blakang cigu ulah mcm ayam,
kalah ayam ehh macam babun kali,
eh salah macam baruk tidur diwaktu pagi.
wawawa XD
dia hidup keseorangan,
tanpa kasih sayang seorang ibu dan bapa,
kalau kamu baik tolonglah kesiankan,
walau sial usulnya tahan saja tia.
wawawa XD
bah mati akal ku sudah..
happy bday saja baasit ku sayangg.
peace.
sign out,
i211,
gangster for lifee.
To Baasit, With Love
Baa baa baasit anak tajuddin,
Tiap rehat minum soya bean,
Kawannya adalah c judin,
Hobinya pula tidur di kantin.
Tidur sana tidur sini,
Umur sudah tua, badan pun makin tinggi,
Lapan blas baru udah tia lali,
Udah tua karang ntah apa kan jadi.
Rumah hulubalang, berkasut baru,
Muanya mbari kan menerajang, utak lagi tuyu,
Walau cemanapun kami tetap kawan,
Lanja tah kawanmu ani Sit, yang hensem lagi rupawan.
Aku tau kau ketawa masa ani,
Ketawa lagi muka macam baie,
‘eee sit’ kata Izzat Zaini,
‘Gila baie ni eh’ reply mu dalam hati.
Hariatu membali kasut baru,
Dari KL berwarna biru,
Kasutnya ani bekilat-kilat nyamu,
Mun dibawah matahari kan buta ganya inda mataku.
Kajap gundul, kajap rambut panjang,
Kadang2 bebaju, kadang2 betelanjang,
Walaupun ko stangah tiang,
Kami UIC tetap sayang.
Beradi-beradi semua badan panjang-panjang,
Antara semua ia ganya inda kana sayang,
Nda kana pduli mun tidur dirumah urang,
‘ntah kau jib eh, ku tampar2 kau karang’.
Masatu kau ucap urang atu menyanyi macam hantu,
Liat ceramin dih, sadar2tah diri atu,
Ada indon merunding masatu inda kau mau,
Ani menyasal ko kan? Baru ko tau.
HAHAHAHA kami ganya paham tu.
Orangnya inda kuat becakap and pendiam,
Udah di msn gila baie mbari kan menumbuk sampai labam,
Ganya aku ani inda sampai hati, walau ku tabam,
Eh nah, tesliur tia ku kan makan pinyaram.
Bapa bertupi haji, anak macam baie,
Kalau ada hon bebunyi, baliktah basit tu masa tengahari.
Dulu kereta pajero, masani kreta Transit,
Itulah our hero, namanya abdul basit.
ku membuat puisi ini tulus ikhlas dari hati,
dari ku kepada mu wahai basit bau taie,
mun ada salah cakap jangan ambil hati,
tani kan geng Sit, Slamat Hari Jadi.
Im out,
siNajibbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
ps: aku nada ps.
Pps: ps2 ku rusak. Ada urang mau menjual ps2 $10 or below?
Tiap rehat minum soya bean,
Kawannya adalah c judin,
Hobinya pula tidur di kantin.
Tidur sana tidur sini,
Umur sudah tua, badan pun makin tinggi,
Lapan blas baru udah tia lali,
Udah tua karang ntah apa kan jadi.
Rumah hulubalang, berkasut baru,
Muanya mbari kan menerajang, utak lagi tuyu,
Walau cemanapun kami tetap kawan,
Lanja tah kawanmu ani Sit, yang hensem lagi rupawan.
Aku tau kau ketawa masa ani,
Ketawa lagi muka macam baie,
‘eee sit’ kata Izzat Zaini,
‘Gila baie ni eh’ reply mu dalam hati.
Hariatu membali kasut baru,
Dari KL berwarna biru,
Kasutnya ani bekilat-kilat nyamu,
Mun dibawah matahari kan buta ganya inda mataku.
Kajap gundul, kajap rambut panjang,
Kadang2 bebaju, kadang2 betelanjang,
Walaupun ko stangah tiang,
Kami UIC tetap sayang.
Beradi-beradi semua badan panjang-panjang,
Antara semua ia ganya inda kana sayang,
Nda kana pduli mun tidur dirumah urang,
‘ntah kau jib eh, ku tampar2 kau karang’.
Masatu kau ucap urang atu menyanyi macam hantu,
Liat ceramin dih, sadar2tah diri atu,
Ada indon merunding masatu inda kau mau,
Ani menyasal ko kan? Baru ko tau.
HAHAHAHA kami ganya paham tu.
Orangnya inda kuat becakap and pendiam,
Udah di msn gila baie mbari kan menumbuk sampai labam,
Ganya aku ani inda sampai hati, walau ku tabam,
Eh nah, tesliur tia ku kan makan pinyaram.
Bapa bertupi haji, anak macam baie,
Kalau ada hon bebunyi, baliktah basit tu masa tengahari.
Dulu kereta pajero, masani kreta Transit,
Itulah our hero, namanya abdul basit.
ku membuat puisi ini tulus ikhlas dari hati,
dari ku kepada mu wahai basit bau taie,
mun ada salah cakap jangan ambil hati,
tani kan geng Sit, Slamat Hari Jadi.
Im out,
siNajibbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
ps: aku nada ps.
Pps: ps2 ku rusak. Ada urang mau menjual ps2 $10 or below?
HEPI B'DAY SITT!!
nah... sempena dengan buffday c baasit anie... kan ku jualkan pantun arah beliau...bah dangar bisai2...
anak ayam turun se-geng,
naik ke raban tinggal sa-ikung,
lama udah ku kn brunding,
bila ko kan lanja kami UIC ah sekampung???
bila runtuh dinding d malabau,
papan di jawa kadiaku dirikan,
aku kan bpantun but i dunno how,
so sitt, bah tulung eh ajarkan...
eh... mati eh.. payah jua pantun buat sendiri anie ehh... pacah2 bigi ku memikirkan, anie tpaksa tah ku kkadai c ah cong nie mengganti bigi.. hahaha
O.K.U
hepi b'day
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Monday, July 21, 2008
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Tomorrow 20/7 is the big day.
UIC Qudro, are you ready to take up the challenge and lose with pride?
*oh cmon la kwang, we wont lose*
Everyones been waiting for this.
Everyones been waiting to watch this.
Everyones been waiting to watch us lose.
Tomorrows hardest opponent: Fireball 'A'
Ways to beat them:
1) Main kasar2 awal2 biar dorang mental
2) Pass to Najib everytime so he can do his superb jibbbbzzzzz shot.
3) Bribery- not advisable
4) Use water to cool them down WAWAWAWA calie kwang calie _l_
Hmm, maybe we should just play for fun. How about a 1-1-1-1 formation ? HAHAHAHA fuck u kwang.
Lets aim for red cards. We will belanja the guy yang dapat the most cards in the tournament=D.
Wtf. I am just bored.
Err, tomorrow pakai shorts itam.
I am not coming.
K263.
Kwang-still-loves-you-but-loves-his-toe-more
WAWAWA
UIC Qudro, are you ready to take up the challenge and lose with pride?
*oh cmon la kwang, we wont lose*
Everyones been waiting for this.
Everyones been waiting to watch this.
Everyones been waiting to watch us lose.
Tomorrows hardest opponent: Fireball 'A'
Ways to beat them:
1) Main kasar2 awal2 biar dorang mental
2) Pass to Najib everytime so he can do his superb jibbbbzzzzz shot.
3) Bribery- not advisable
4) Use water to cool them down WAWAWAWA calie kwang calie _l_
Hmm, maybe we should just play for fun. How about a 1-1-1-1 formation ? HAHAHAHA fuck u kwang.
Lets aim for red cards. We will belanja the guy yang dapat the most cards in the tournament=D.
Wtf. I am just bored.
Err, tomorrow pakai shorts itam.
I am not coming.
K263.
Kwang-still-loves-you-but-loves-his-toe-more
WAWAWA
Reminiscing
I want to share my very sad story that happenned last year. I was having a good relationship with my sexy hot girlfriend and was enjoying the best times of my life before a horrendous incident took place.
She decided to break up with me after finding out my scandalious behavior with Hafiz. She saw me holding hands and going to toilet together with Hafiz one day. She confronted me and dumped me on 11 September which a day i will never forget. After being emo for a while, i decided to be gay. It turns out to be not as bad as i think afterall. To my suprise, few of my friends decided to join me namely Hafiz, Riza and Izzat. We decided to call ourself 'Gay-GanG'. Call us the Double Gs.
One day, we were walking together holding hands to the gymnasium in school and we saw Najib with his hot ass changing in the men's restroom. We got turned on by his sexy gigantic ass and tied him in the toilet's cubicle. To prevent Najib from shouting, Hafiz silenced him by putting his hard COCK into Najib's mouth. Najib struggled when Izzat and Riza tried to unclothed him. Ehsan took off his uniform and get ready with the pose. Ehsan got ready with his GATSBY gel and applied it to Najib's asshole as a lubricant. Ehsan smiling evilly , took off his underwear and ........................ * continue the story with your wild imagination *
After the GAY-GANGBANG, Najib turns out to be like this :
SiNajibkanarogol
ps: done by Ehsan and Kwang
pps. Source of picture: Ehsan's HP laptop
She decided to break up with me after finding out my scandalious behavior with Hafiz. She saw me holding hands and going to toilet together with Hafiz one day. She confronted me and dumped me on 11 September which a day i will never forget. After being emo for a while, i decided to be gay. It turns out to be not as bad as i think afterall. To my suprise, few of my friends decided to join me namely Hafiz, Riza and Izzat. We decided to call ourself 'Gay-GanG'. Call us the Double Gs.
One day, we were walking together holding hands to the gymnasium in school and we saw Najib with his hot ass changing in the men's restroom. We got turned on by his sexy gigantic ass and tied him in the toilet's cubicle. To prevent Najib from shouting, Hafiz silenced him by putting his hard COCK into Najib's mouth. Najib struggled when Izzat and Riza tried to unclothed him. Ehsan took off his uniform and get ready with the pose. Ehsan got ready with his GATSBY gel and applied it to Najib's asshole as a lubricant. Ehsan smiling evilly , took off his underwear and ........................ * continue the story with your wild imagination *
After the GAY-GANGBANG, Najib turns out to be like this :
SiNajibkanarogol
ps: done by Ehsan and Kwang
pps. Source of picture: Ehsan's HP laptop
Friday, July 18, 2008
Wife's and Husband's Diary, 7/4/2008
WIFE's DIARY: Saturday night. I thought he was acting bizarre. We had made plans to get together at a cafe to have dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset that I was a bit late, but he made no criticism. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere peace and quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept muted and absent.I discerned he was in such distress and torment. I asked him what was bothering him. He said: "Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry. On the way home I told and convinced him that I loved him. He simply gave me a serene smile and kept driving. At that very peculiar moment, his inexplicable behaviour, his mysterious expression, I just can’t put them in plain words.I don't know why he didn't say: "I love u, too."When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. Im totally hopeless. Im almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a catastrophe! :'(
HUSBAND's DIARY: Today, Liverpool, my favourite FC had lost the UEFA semi-final match. BAIE KALI EEH..!! =(
-.- ~SUSSPENN~ -.-
-amer37-
PS: to the babal people. .just laugh dude ;D
WIFE's DIARY: Saturday night. I thought he was acting bizarre. We had made plans to get together at a cafe to have dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset that I was a bit late, but he made no criticism. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere peace and quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept muted and absent.I discerned he was in such distress and torment. I asked him what was bothering him. He said: "Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry. On the way home I told and convinced him that I loved him. He simply gave me a serene smile and kept driving. At that very peculiar moment, his inexplicable behaviour, his mysterious expression, I just can’t put them in plain words.I don't know why he didn't say: "I love u, too."When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. Im totally hopeless. Im almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a catastrophe! :'(
HUSBAND's DIARY: Today, Liverpool, my favourite FC had lost the UEFA semi-final match. BAIE KALI EEH..!! =(
-.- ~SUSSPENN~ -.-
-amer37-
PS: to the babal people. .just laugh dude ;D
“yo San, mana pendrive ku untuk poroject tani ah?”
“ada tu dirumah, aku bejalan masa ani. Ambil saja dalam bilik ku, ceroboh rumahku, I trust you.”
“mestilah kau bejalan, ndakan kau berunggau. Wawawawa. kunci rumahmu cana?”
“Ada tu bawah lapik ‘welcome’ah.”
“orait.”
So I drove to his house, I parked my car in front of his house and stepped in front of his door. I checked under the doormat like he told me to and got the keys. I entered his house. The first thing I saw was his aquarium, inside it was two huge turtles with sharp nails. Awu, bekuku kura-kuranya. Not wanting to get distracted any more, I went up the stairs and headed my way to his room.
Then there was this 6-foot wooden door with a golden knob to die for. And on the door was the most disgusting thing Ive ever seen eversince that dream about naveen in a dress.
See what I mean?
I turned the doorknob and gave the door a little push. I entered the room. It was colourful.
Pink polka dotted bedsheets, purple carpet, orange wallpapers, green bookshelves and etc. And on its walls weregay pictures of him. Taken, as it seems, by himself.
Near the corner of the room was a rectangular table. On the table, was his laptop. And near it, was my pendrive. I took it and walked my way out. On my way out, I say a bunch of paint markers on his shelves.
“hehehehe” I laughed to myself.
I took the markers and drew stuff on the pictures on the wall. the results:
Then I made my way out of the house and drove back home happily.
Im out,
siNajibnajibnajibnajib
ps: sorry san aku grab gambar2 gay mu dari tlipun+laptop mu. hahahahahaha
“ada tu dirumah, aku bejalan masa ani. Ambil saja dalam bilik ku, ceroboh rumahku, I trust you.”
“mestilah kau bejalan, ndakan kau berunggau. Wawawawa. kunci rumahmu cana?”
“Ada tu bawah lapik ‘welcome’ah.”
“orait.”
So I drove to his house, I parked my car in front of his house and stepped in front of his door. I checked under the doormat like he told me to and got the keys. I entered his house. The first thing I saw was his aquarium, inside it was two huge turtles with sharp nails. Awu, bekuku kura-kuranya. Not wanting to get distracted any more, I went up the stairs and headed my way to his room.
Then there was this 6-foot wooden door with a golden knob to die for. And on the door was the most disgusting thing Ive ever seen eversince that dream about naveen in a dress.
See what I mean?
I turned the doorknob and gave the door a little push. I entered the room. It was colourful.
Pink polka dotted bedsheets, purple carpet, orange wallpapers, green bookshelves and etc. And on its walls were
Near the corner of the room was a rectangular table. On the table, was his laptop. And near it, was my pendrive. I took it and walked my way out. On my way out, I say a bunch of paint markers on his shelves.
“hehehehe” I laughed to myself.
I took the markers and drew stuff on the pictures on the wall. the results:
Then I made my way out of the house and drove back home happily.
Im out,
siNajibnajibnajibnajib
ps: sorry san aku grab gambar2 gay mu dari tlipun+laptop mu. hahahahahaha
A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for 350. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth 350. When the clerk tells him 350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager. The manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic- sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use. 'But we didn't use them', the man complains. 'Well, they are here, and you could have,' explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. 'The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here,' the Manager says. 'But we didn't go to any of those shows,' complains the man again. Well, we have them, and you could have', the Manager replies. No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, 'But we didn't use it!' The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. But sir,' he says, 'this check is only made out for 100.' 'That's right,' says the man. 'I charged you 250 for sleeping with my wife.' 'But I didn't!' exclaims the Manager. 'Well,' the man replies, 'she was here, and you could have'
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A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned." The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?" "Don't tell your father, but yes, I would." He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?" She replies, "O my god! Definitely!" The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with two sluts."
-Usher-
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A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned." The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?" "Don't tell your father, but yes, I would." He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?" She replies, "O my god! Definitely!" The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with two sluts."
-Usher-
Thursday, July 17, 2008
A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with. The man said "this is embarrassing for me, but I have a permanent erection which causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?"The pharmacist said "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister." When she returned, she said, "the best we can do is 1/3ownership in the store and $3000 a month in living expenses."
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A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat. "What animal is this?" she asked. "A cat!" said Eddie. "Good job! Now, what is this animal?" "A dog!" said Eddie. "Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a Deer. The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what your mom calls your dad." "A horny bastard," called out Eddie.
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A Christian, a Muslim and a Buddhist die and arrive at the Gate of Heaven. An angel (or diva) stops them and asks, "Why do you come here? Can you tell me the reasons why you are allowed to enter Heaven?" The Christian replies, "My ancestors disobeyed God, and I sinned all my life: I killed, I lied, I cheated my wife and I was greedy. However, Jesus died for me and all my sins are forgiven. So I deserved to enter Heaven.""OK," replies the Angel. "Sounds good, but I must give you an entrance examination before you can enter." The Christian promptly agrees and the Angel asks him: "How do you spell God?" It is an easy question, and the Christian passes through the Gate.Next came the Muslim, who says, "I had not done any good or evil things during my life but I was very devout. I prayed to God five times a day. So, I too should enter Heaven." The Angel replies, "It sounds OK to me, but I have to give you a test also. How do you spell Allah?" The Muslim passed the test.Finally, it is the Buddhist's turn, who tells the Angel, "I had done all the good things in my life and I followed Buddha's five precepts: I never killed, I donated to charities, I meditated every day, and I never cheated my boss or my customers." The Angel replies, "That is very good, but there are no exceptions. You must pass the entrance test also in order to get in." Thinking that the test should be simple, he agrees to take the test. The Angel then asks him: "How to spell Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva?"
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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, They called the brunette in and asked her a question. "If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?" After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars, because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet." They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her. Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her same question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her. Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the Sun." The people from NASA replied, "Why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?" The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you Guys dumb? I'd go at night!"
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It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this.Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today."Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question." Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny is MAD that Susie answered the question first. Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go." Johnny is even madder than before. Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy." Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave." Johnny is BOILING mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions. When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!" The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?!?!" Johnny: "BILL CLINTON. CAN I GO NOW?"
-Usher-
ps: buang boreng...haha
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A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat. "What animal is this?" she asked. "A cat!" said Eddie. "Good job! Now, what is this animal?" "A dog!" said Eddie. "Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a Deer. The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what your mom calls your dad." "A horny bastard," called out Eddie.
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A Christian, a Muslim and a Buddhist die and arrive at the Gate of Heaven. An angel (or diva) stops them and asks, "Why do you come here? Can you tell me the reasons why you are allowed to enter Heaven?" The Christian replies, "My ancestors disobeyed God, and I sinned all my life: I killed, I lied, I cheated my wife and I was greedy. However, Jesus died for me and all my sins are forgiven. So I deserved to enter Heaven.""OK," replies the Angel. "Sounds good, but I must give you an entrance examination before you can enter." The Christian promptly agrees and the Angel asks him: "How do you spell God?" It is an easy question, and the Christian passes through the Gate.Next came the Muslim, who says, "I had not done any good or evil things during my life but I was very devout. I prayed to God five times a day. So, I too should enter Heaven." The Angel replies, "It sounds OK to me, but I have to give you a test also. How do you spell Allah?" The Muslim passed the test.Finally, it is the Buddhist's turn, who tells the Angel, "I had done all the good things in my life and I followed Buddha's five precepts: I never killed, I donated to charities, I meditated every day, and I never cheated my boss or my customers." The Angel replies, "That is very good, but there are no exceptions. You must pass the entrance test also in order to get in." Thinking that the test should be simple, he agrees to take the test. The Angel then asks him: "How to spell Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva?"
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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, They called the brunette in and asked her a question. "If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?" After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars, because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet." They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her. Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her same question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her. Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the Sun." The people from NASA replied, "Why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?" The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you Guys dumb? I'd go at night!"
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It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this.Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today."Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question." Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny is MAD that Susie answered the question first. Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go." Johnny is even madder than before. Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy." Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave." Johnny is BOILING mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions. When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!" The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?!?!" Johnny: "BILL CLINTON. CAN I GO NOW?"
-Usher-
ps: buang boreng...haha
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
dimalam kami bejalan meliat wayang,
nya durg siuk, aku kata siuk tia karang,
journey to the centre of the earth cerita yg kami liat,
awu siuk tia krg, baik plang ku liat si najmi punya taie lalat.
kami enjoy dimalam bejalan2,
pasal kami ada udah transport, si jijan,
Bejanji pkul tujuh jadi pkul sembilan,
bukan inda sial makai krita ka makai sampan?
Tiba dirumah ku durg gtau mengapa akhiiii,
mencari rumah sepol bukan inda gila baie,
45 minit mencari rumahnya atu,
awuu..karing taie ku menunggu.
cemanatah jua kan nda payah sepol ani banar,
dgitaunya masuk simpang pertama, nda ia menggtau numbur,
cjijan ani jua, ada patut kpg lambak arah highway salambigar,
bukan lambak tu wang, jangan luan talur.
Aku yg paling last durg ambil,
mentang2 rumahku paling jauh baru nda adil,
duduk belakang lagi ku tu, sial banar,
pasal kau tu pol, sepol badar!
abis wayang dalam pkul sablas,
akhir jua banaa, jubur si basit bebadas,
simijan kami antar balik takut bosnya mengampas,
sijijan laju mndrive, too fast.
apakan jatt.
lapas atu kami antar sepol ke lambak,
takut ya parutnya kampis bosnya menimbak,
ia nda join kami pasal takut bosnya nda mnyuruh,
si basit jgntah ingau, kana anggap mcm anak asuh.
Aku, apis, jijan, basit tdur rumah asipikated,
ku tanya si basit sudah ya gtau bosnya ka nda,
"jgntah jat, nda payah ku gtau"
nampak ba bosnya nda sayangkan ia atu.
Enjoy kami disana siuk begila,
main drum, main gtar, main game apa,
rumahnya basar, inda jua sampit,
tepegun sibasit taus melasit.
bayangkan si basit membawa transit,
bayangkan si apis membawa kelupis,
antah kau inda ku tau,
bah babai aku tdur dlu.
sign out,
i211 sinotkacak,
gangster for lifee.
nya durg siuk, aku kata siuk tia karang,
journey to the centre of the earth cerita yg kami liat,
awu siuk tia krg, baik plang ku liat si najmi punya taie lalat.
kami enjoy dimalam bejalan2,
pasal kami ada udah transport, si jijan,
Bejanji pkul tujuh jadi pkul sembilan,
bukan inda sial makai krita ka makai sampan?
Tiba dirumah ku durg gtau mengapa akhiiii,
mencari rumah sepol bukan inda gila baie,
45 minit mencari rumahnya atu,
awuu..karing taie ku menunggu.
cemanatah jua kan nda payah sepol ani banar,
dgitaunya masuk simpang pertama, nda ia menggtau numbur,
cjijan ani jua, ada patut kpg lambak arah highway salambigar,
bukan lambak tu wang, jangan luan talur.
Aku yg paling last durg ambil,
mentang2 rumahku paling jauh baru nda adil,
duduk belakang lagi ku tu, sial banar,
pasal kau tu pol, sepol badar!
abis wayang dalam pkul sablas,
akhir jua banaa, jubur si basit bebadas,
simijan kami antar balik takut bosnya mengampas,
sijijan laju mndrive, too fast.
apakan jatt.
lapas atu kami antar sepol ke lambak,
takut ya parutnya kampis bosnya menimbak,
ia nda join kami pasal takut bosnya nda mnyuruh,
si basit jgntah ingau, kana anggap mcm anak asuh.
Aku, apis, jijan, basit tdur rumah asipikated,
ku tanya si basit sudah ya gtau bosnya ka nda,
"jgntah jat, nda payah ku gtau"
nampak ba bosnya nda sayangkan ia atu.
Enjoy kami disana siuk begila,
main drum, main gtar, main game apa,
rumahnya basar, inda jua sampit,
tepegun sibasit taus melasit.
bayangkan si basit membawa transit,
bayangkan si apis membawa kelupis,
antah kau inda ku tau,
bah babai aku tdur dlu.
sign out,
i211 sinotkacak,
gangster for lifee.
Boredom = not fun.
Different people do different things to get rid of the boredom they feel. Some people tell the whole world they’re bored through their blogs, while the goodlooking ones blog about boredom. *cough cough* and some sad people read posts about boredom when they’re bored. Hee.
Well let me tell you 3 of what some UICs do when they’re bored.
1.Sleep.
Different people do different things to get rid of the boredom they feel. Some people tell the whole world they’re bored through their blogs, while the goodlooking ones blog about boredom. *cough cough* and some sad people read posts about boredom when they’re bored. Hee.
Well let me tell you 3 of what some UICs do when they’re bored.
1.Sleep.
This is very important as it helps us regain back all the energy we lost in our everyday adventure being teenagers on-the-way to adulthood.
And as for Baasit, he sleeps whenever he can. Even when he’s participating in a futsal match as a goalkeeper.
UIC sleeps everywhere. Be it at home, class, floor of the cafeteria, on the bench, futsal field and etc.
2. Weightlifting.
We pretend to weightlift. Getting our body ripped is our goal. Our role model:
Enough said.
3. Do stuff. And get paid for doing it. This only applies to this particular dude.
Sad, I know
Im out,
siNajibblablabla
And as for Baasit, he sleeps whenever he can. Even when he’s participating in a futsal match as a goalkeeper.
UIC sleeps everywhere. Be it at home, class, floor of the cafeteria, on the bench, futsal field and etc.
2. Weightlifting.
We Enough said.
3. Do stuff. And get paid for doing it. This only applies to this particular dude.
Sad, I knowIm out,
siNajibblablabla
Monday, July 14, 2008
BRUNEI KID DOING SICK DANCE!!
this kid has some serious skills. i think he is the best bruneian krumper!! lol better than bruneian dancer, Rebelle505.
cham7-1
Kemarin kami liat uic main futsal,
Si jijan mengambil kami pagi2 nyamu, atu awal,
Keretanya basar, tapi bukan kereta kabal,
Ku tampar2 kamu karang eh. Jangan luan babal.
Paling akhir kami aga adalah si izzat,
As usual anak atu yang paling lambat,
Masa kami sampai, baru ia bangun, bangsat!
Suruhnya kami masuk rumahnya, while ia mandi betabiat.
Disana ku main game lawan si najmi,
Sanang nyamu ia ah macam main sama taie,
Skali ku cakap ‘eh sayur jua kau ani’
Lapas atu dijawabnya, ‘eh diam saja kau, baie’
Lapas si jat abis mandi kami pun ke ubd,
Kami kesana pandai2 menjaga diri,
Masuk ke simpang kiri, parking di dapan sekali,
Pastu turuntah kami, with si Najmi yang paling tinggi.
Masuk ke dewan yang sungguh riuh,
Ada orang main futsal, ada jua yang teseliuh,
Skali ada tia di ujung2 urang uic,
Duduk2, sorang2 muka macam baie.
Badan bedamitan, memakai jersey kuning,
Kalau kana body tatap tepelanting,
Ada afiq, syasul, aziz and haziq hazazi,
Yang cina pun ada, dan ramai lah lagi.
UIC adalah team yang paling muda disana,
Team lain tua-tua orangnya,
Kawin beanak cucu udah gayanya,
Iatah uic rasa nervous banarnya.
Di akhir hari kami berbangga,
Kerana kami inda kana belasah seperti yang dijangka,
Malahan kami manang dua kali,
Scorernya semua adalah haziq anak ramli.
Kami pun ke lambak kiri,
Menghantar si Syafiq yang sudah naik haji,
Lapas atu kerimba semula tuk c izzat minta duit,
Then barutah kami ke batu besurat, makan sampai tekirit.
Then kami ke mall meliat2 baju,
Disana kami pun terjumpa cigu redha dengan anaknya yang baru,
Kiut anaknya tapi inda mengalahi aku,
Kami cuba mengampu, tapi inda menjadi,
Kami pun bersalaman dengan cigu, merasa patah hati.
Lapas atu kami ke giant,
First time bagi si mizan sama wafeeq,
Baru masuk sana, macam inda mau balik,
Datang sana sorang2 beulah,
Baik jua beranti, mun inda, sorang2 tulah.
Skalinya lapas atu kami balikkkk,
Sorang2 rasa kengalihan,
Ngaleh2nya mua inda jua mau capik,
Nanti2 tah ku menguruskan badan.
Apakan jib.
Disini ku membuat puisi,
Membuat puisi yang tak ada erti,
Puisi yang sekadar meriangkan hati,
Mun ada salah cakap, minta maaf ku ah baie.
btw ani post kami yang ke 280,
makin banyak post, badanku makin lampuh,
terima kasih kepada pembaca setia,
mudahan kamu inda masuk neraka. amin.
im out,
siNajibnajibnajibnajib
Si jijan mengambil kami pagi2 nyamu, atu awal,
Keretanya basar, tapi bukan kereta kabal,
Ku tampar2 kamu karang eh. Jangan luan babal.
Paling akhir kami aga adalah si izzat,
As usual anak atu yang paling lambat,
Masa kami sampai, baru ia bangun, bangsat!
Suruhnya kami masuk rumahnya, while ia mandi betabiat.
Disana ku main game lawan si najmi,
Sanang nyamu ia ah macam main sama taie,
Skali ku cakap ‘eh sayur jua kau ani’
Lapas atu dijawabnya, ‘eh diam saja kau, baie’
Lapas si jat abis mandi kami pun ke ubd,
Kami kesana pandai2 menjaga diri,
Masuk ke simpang kiri, parking di dapan sekali,
Pastu turuntah kami, with si Najmi yang paling tinggi.
Masuk ke dewan yang sungguh riuh,
Ada orang main futsal, ada jua yang teseliuh,
Skali ada tia di ujung2 urang uic,
Duduk2, sorang2 muka macam baie.
Badan bedamitan, memakai jersey kuning,
Kalau kana body tatap tepelanting,
Ada afiq, syasul, aziz and haziq hazazi,
Yang cina pun ada, dan ramai lah lagi.
UIC adalah team yang paling muda disana,
Team lain tua-tua orangnya,
Kawin beanak cucu udah gayanya,
Iatah uic rasa nervous banarnya.
Di akhir hari kami berbangga,
Kerana kami inda kana belasah seperti yang dijangka,
Malahan kami manang dua kali,
Scorernya semua adalah haziq anak ramli.
Kami pun ke lambak kiri,
Menghantar si Syafiq yang sudah naik haji,
Lapas atu kerimba semula tuk c izzat minta duit,
Then barutah kami ke batu besurat, makan sampai tekirit.
Then kami ke mall meliat2 baju,
Disana kami pun terjumpa cigu redha dengan anaknya yang baru,
Kiut anaknya tapi inda mengalahi aku,
Kami cuba mengampu, tapi inda menjadi,
Kami pun bersalaman dengan cigu, merasa patah hati.
Lapas atu kami ke giant,
First time bagi si mizan sama wafeeq,
Baru masuk sana, macam inda mau balik,
Datang sana sorang2 beulah,
Baik jua beranti, mun inda, sorang2 tulah.
Skalinya lapas atu kami balikkkk,
Sorang2 rasa kengalihan,
Ngaleh2nya mua inda jua mau capik,
Nanti2 tah ku menguruskan badan.
Apakan jib.
Disini ku membuat puisi,
Membuat puisi yang tak ada erti,
Puisi yang sekadar meriangkan hati,
Mun ada salah cakap, minta maaf ku ah baie.
btw ani post kami yang ke 280,
makin banyak post, badanku makin lampuh,
terima kasih kepada pembaca setia,
mudahan kamu inda masuk neraka. amin.
im out,
siNajibnajibnajibnajib
THE CRAZINESS OF UIC
As promised..the video of the craziness of us on 14/7..
Ani the first part..
Kami antar si najmole balik rumah..
To be continued in 2 days time..
Naj..i bet kau nangis ni f kau liat dis video after kau blayar..
lagunya lagi sedih..
u'll miss us king mole..
wawawa XD
As promised..the video of the craziness of us on 14/7..
Ani the first part..
Kami antar si najmole balik rumah..
To be continued in 2 days time..
Naj..i bet kau nangis ni f kau liat dis video after kau blayar..
lagunya lagi sedih..
u'll miss us king mole..
wawawa XD
on behalf of u247,
i211 sinotkacak,
gangster for lifee.
i211 sinotkacak,
gangster for lifee.
Sunday, July 13, 2008
UIC CRAZINESS
Today is sunday,
we were driving on the highway,
cruising all the way,
we're uic and we don't care.
zzzgeahh!
So today we as in izzatkacak,najiblack,wafeeqkumis,mizanusher,jijanbulu and najmole, the faithful uics went on to liat the uicrutipaun punya match in the xbiz futsal tournament di ubd in which durang kalah. They did well tho, manang dua kali, kalah tiga kali. Bangga lah buiii. cgman trabang ujung ke ujung kedebak kedebom n ia nda pakai ....................... wawawa XD. Haziq scored 3 goals wv his zazizazi shot. afiq scored 1..own goal plang tu..hahaha..bokh was as usual wv his magic, abang cham..well jz brada cham. Btw najmole pakai baju putih, sluar itam, stukin putih, kasut itam, muka putih, mole itam..errr.. wawawa XD mole nya itam..cali!cali!
uicrutipaun with uic supporters.
rugged bui!
si bokh bejiwang dengan tiang..kan pole dance kali ya..buat tiger show..
wawawa XD
Adib muslim was there too
White.Black.White
Enjoying the match
The Three Kacak-ers..
Yang ujung atu pasal molenya nda nampak tuu..
wakakaka XD
Pastu kami jalan ngantar gsyaf-x member of uicrutipaun futsal team balik den makan di Teo Poi Hoon vatu veletter. Lalah buiii.. Smua makan kolo mee. najibadar saja makan rice. banyak g makannya tu..abis bah dua tiga pinggan ulehnya. langis n licin piingganya smua.. nampak besinar kehitaman mukanya wen ia liat the pinggan..wawawa XD labu lagi stomachnya tu lapas atu..mcm yg panda arah kungfu panda..apakan..p anyway bouncing sikumis ba kana body uleh cnajib..vanish tarus kumisnya automatically..si najmi pun kan membuang molenya nda jadi..mengantul arah parut si najib stick balik ke kirai si najmi..wawawa XD si najmi apatah lagi. badar si najib, badar lagi ia. timbul ba basar molenya ia makan 4 pinggan kolo mee ahh..sadang ehh..nda pandai cukup..mole basar sudah..wawawa XD
sikumis mcm banar..padahal nda tau apakan diorder..yg sbalahnya atu sama juaa..
Muka si najib kelaparan ahh..usulnya baa..
Pastu kami antar najmole balik..basar bui rumahnya..p basar lagi molenya lahh..wakakakk..p kalah jua rumah nini kamu..simen lagi rumahnya..modenn..mamanya suruh balik before 3 pasal takut molenya makin basar after 3..payah tia mengampisi balik..wawawa XD den kami jalan2 g ke mall where our buddies go melepak..eh kawan kami ba tuu..napaaan..pastu kami shuffle skajap arah entrance..bepaluh2..kampis balik stomach si najib..den bali itu ini itu ini..den kesana sini..bah jgntah kamu sibuk bah..ngaleh jua ku kan explain tu.
pastu kami ke giant. iski kami..siukkkkkkkk..simijan n kumis first tym memijak giant..banyak makanan kami bali..eh napaaan?? kayaaa..wawawa XD bah lalah ku. liat gambar saja. videos of the craziness of us will be posted 2 days per vid by mijanusher. start isuk 14/7. so giukbulumerah..jgntah banyak komplen..tampar2 krg..
OH! GIANT! DAYMN!
Bukan inda beulah si kumis ani..
Mengail dapat sikumis..
wawawa XD
Iatah yang kami naiki tadi ni cruising around brunei muara..
wawawa XD
Jib, umur tua sudah..
jubur basar sudah..
inda jua muat tu juburmu..
wawawa XD
Driver kami..
Ada serupa dengan booker T dlm baju atu?
wawawa XD
Abang Mijan membayar ehh! kaya eh!
eh bukan atu saja kami bali ehh..
jangan salah sangka..
Liat gambar bawah..
Ni nah makanan kami bali..
Beparut kali ahh sorang2..
Beusin kali sudah ahh..
You See..
Kuning warna UIC..
Chips More makanan UIC..
Kalau lampuh payah mengampisi..
jan nda caya!
zzzgeahh!
And the BEST picture for the day:
The Young And Dangerous.
Dari KANAN:
Chan Ho Nam (Grey)
Chicken (Blue)
Brother Bee (Red)
Banana Skin (Black)
UIC Hung Hing
Truly a Gangster.
uicrutipaun with uic supporters.
rugged bui!
si bokh bejiwang dengan tiang..kan pole dance kali ya..buat tiger show..
wawawa XD
Adib muslim was there too
White.Black.White
Enjoying the match
The Three Kacak-ers..
Yang ujung atu pasal molenya nda nampak tuu..
wakakaka XD
Pastu kami jalan ngantar gsyaf-x member of uicrutipaun futsal team balik den makan di Teo Poi Hoon vatu veletter. Lalah buiii.. Smua makan kolo mee. najibadar saja makan rice. banyak g makannya tu..abis bah dua tiga pinggan ulehnya. langis n licin piingganya smua.. nampak besinar kehitaman mukanya wen ia liat the pinggan..wawawa XD labu lagi stomachnya tu lapas atu..mcm yg panda arah kungfu panda..apakan..p anyway bouncing sikumis ba kana body uleh cnajib..vanish tarus kumisnya automatically..si najmi pun kan membuang molenya nda jadi..mengantul arah parut si najib stick balik ke kirai si najmi..wawawa XD si najmi apatah lagi. badar si najib, badar lagi ia. timbul ba basar molenya ia makan 4 pinggan kolo mee ahh..sadang ehh..nda pandai cukup..mole basar sudah..wawawa XD
sikumis mcm banar..padahal nda tau apakan diorder..yg sbalahnya atu sama juaa..
Muka si najib kelaparan ahh..usulnya baa..
pastu kami ke giant. iski kami..siukkkkkkkk..simijan n kumis first tym memijak giant..banyak makanan kami bali..eh napaaan?? kayaaa..wawawa XD bah lalah ku. liat gambar saja. videos of the craziness of us will be posted 2 days per vid by mijanusher. start isuk 14/7. so giukbulumerah..jgntah banyak komplen..tampar2 krg..
OH! GIANT! DAYMN!
Bukan inda beulah si kumis ani..
Mengail dapat sikumis..
wawawa XD
Iatah yang kami naiki tadi ni cruising around brunei muara..
wawawa XD
Jib, umur tua sudah..
jubur basar sudah..
inda jua muat tu juburmu..
wawawa XD
Driver kami..
Ada serupa dengan booker T dlm baju atu?
wawawa XD
Abang Mijan membayar ehh! kaya eh!
eh bukan atu saja kami bali ehh..
jangan salah sangka..
Liat gambar bawah..
Ni nah makanan kami bali..
Beparut kali ahh sorang2..
Beusin kali sudah ahh..
You See..
Kuning warna UIC..
Chips More makanan UIC..
Kalau lampuh payah mengampisi..
jan nda caya!
zzzgeahh!
And the BEST picture for the day:
The Young And Dangerous.
Dari KANAN:
Chan Ho Nam (Grey)
Chicken (Blue)
Brother Bee (Red)
Banana Skin (Black)
UIC Hung Hing
Truly a Gangster.
sign out,
i211 sikacak,
gangster for lifee.
i211 sikacak,
gangster for lifee.
GP SPORTS AND RELIGION FOR AND AGAINST CLASS ESSAY
It is widely argued that religion will always be part of sport. It is believed by most religion that a healthy body means good clean living so sport promote a healthy body. For example, a biblical verse that says “the body is a temple” therefore we should look after it and respect it.
Experts are convinced that religion will always be a part of sports. The experts believe this as some religions encourage people to do more sports so that they will live a clean and healthy life and most religions allow people to do sports so that they can do good deeds. This can be seen in a biblical verse that says “the body is God’s creation” so therefore we must keep our body in a good condition.
It is often claimed that sports is the new religion. The reason is that most people today treat sports as an important part of their life. Since sports requires functional support of a sports team where they place their faith in them for their support rather like religion where place their faith in Gods or God. People who do sports will have to sacrifice their time to do their prayers for their religion. For example, fans or supporters will spend money just to watch a sports match and they will also sacrifice their time rather unlike religious sacrifices such as a donation and fasting.
However, critics claim that religion is not part of sports. It is just a means of getting fit and this shows it only has a physical side to it and not a spiritual side like religion. For example, people who plays a game of football need the physical ability to perform well on the field, they do not need the spiritual side which looks at a person’s faith and devotion to religious beliefs.
Another criticism of the importance of religion is that people tend to concentrate on religion and ignore sports. Religion does not make your body fit and healthy like doing only religious activity such as praying. Sports are important to many people because it makes you feel relaxed and reduces stress. Sports are also a passion in life for some people. They can live without religion but not without sports. Sports gives people income such as football players who getting paid large salaries for them playing for a top club. People will not get income by doing religion.
To conclude I am convinced that religion is not part of sport as i have shown in the last three paragraphs of the essay in that sport do not involve religion in keeping the body fit, eliminating stress or relaxing the body. It also has nothing to do with providing the players income and most sport played in society is played in people’s spare time and does not involve the time and dedication of religious customs such as prayer. I have shown that the stronger side of the argument is against the statement that religion will always be part of sports.
cham7-1
Saturday, July 12, 2008
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
After completing the physics practicals with ease, I headed my way to the cafeteria before going to the MTSSR football field to watch Laksamana vie against Hulubalang. On my way there, I stumbled upon a group of useless people, the UICs. They’re my homies, but still useless. They, too, were going to watch the match. Faizul had a hamburger under his songkok, a couple of sausages in his pocket, a lasagna in hand and air sehat on the other hand. I was curious.
“mesti kaliah. Macam meliat final wah ni, mesti makan-makan jua.” said the gay Faizul.
The sun was at 110° to the ground. The road was packed with cars as most students decided to go home and sleep instead of watching our hero, Baasit, play. Tsk tsk.
When I got there, the match hasn’t kicked off yet. Both teams were warming up with hulubalang looking much more intimidating. Its probably because of their awesome jersey.
Kick-off.
The match started at quite some pace. The midfielders were the busy people in the early minutes. Thrust and counter-thrust, attack and counter-attack. Finally hulubalang got the breakthrough with the help of Laksamana’s defensive error. A miscommunication between the goalie and the defender was all hulubalang needed.
Amir’s supposed-to-be-goal was denied by a fluke save by the goalkeeper.
“Kalok save ku atu” said the keeper.
“kalok save mu atu” said amir to the keeper.
“kalok save nya atu” said the spectators about the keeper.
And the highlight of the day,
When laksamana were two goals down, they were attacking like a school of bees attacking a buffalo. Apakan.
After a moment of scrappy defending, hulubalang finally cleared the ball. But it only got as far as G-G-Gman. The ball bounced of his knees, he took another touch of the ball before firing the ball through the legs of the hulubalang goalie, Benny Lim. A wonderful goal helped by a pinch of luck. Just the boost laksamana needed. Our own legend, G-G-Gman. Man of the match. Zgheaahhhh.
..and izzat tecramp.
Sorry this post nada tujuan.
Im out,
siNajibBlueBrownLollipop
“mesti kaliah. Macam meliat final wah ni, mesti makan-makan jua.” said the gay Faizul.
The sun was at 110° to the ground. The road was packed with cars as most students decided to go home and sleep instead of watching our hero, Baasit, play. Tsk tsk.
When I got there, the match hasn’t kicked off yet. Both teams were warming up with hulubalang looking much more intimidating. Its probably because of their awesome jersey.
Kick-off.
The match started at quite some pace. The midfielders were the busy people in the early minutes. Thrust and counter-thrust, attack and counter-attack. Finally hulubalang got the breakthrough with the help of Laksamana’s defensive error. A miscommunication between the goalie and the defender was all hulubalang needed.
Amir’s supposed-to-be-goal was denied by a fluke save by the goalkeeper.
“Kalok save ku atu” said the keeper.
“kalok save mu atu” said amir to the keeper.
“kalok save nya atu” said the spectators about the keeper.
And the highlight of the day,
When laksamana were two goals down, they were attacking like a school of bees attacking a buffalo. Apakan.
After a moment of scrappy defending, hulubalang finally cleared the ball. But it only got as far as G-G-Gman. The ball bounced of his knees, he took another touch of the ball before firing the ball through the legs of the hulubalang goalie, Benny Lim. A wonderful goal helped by a pinch of luck. Just the boost laksamana needed. Our own legend, G-G-Gman. Man of the match. Zgheaahhhh.
..and izzat tecramp.
Sorry this post nada tujuan.
Im out,
siNajibBlueBrownLollipop
Monday, July 7, 2008
ani nah the groups for the xbiz futsal tournament. just click on the pics to enlarge..
kenapa 'QUDRO' jadi 'QUIDRO' atu?? typo kah? haha..
for more info, just click here..
najmi.friendly.giant
kenapa 'QUDRO' jadi 'QUIDRO' atu?? typo kah? haha..for more info, just click here..
najmi.friendly.giant
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