For nearly one year his beloved charming friend Azizan waited for him to come home and yet he didnt. He was really worried bout Aseet. Evryday while he was bathing, he always ask himself ,
"Aseet.. Where are you aseet? I've been waiting for you since you left. Please Aseet come home .. End my misery."
One day while Azizan was cruising around the town, he came across with one company which will help him to find Aseet. It's called. Basheet LOST & FOUND ltd. He faxed the company and ask them whether they're able to help him or not in rescuing Aseet. and the answer was YES. Azizan was glad to hear this and he told the company to do their job A.S.A.P..and they did.. They send one of their staff on a journey looking for poor Aseet.
A few months later he came back with a bad news. He told Azizan that Aseet NDA mau balik..He told azizan that Aseet will come back home when he is ready. Instead Aseet asked the guy to write a report on what he have been doing all this time..
Jeng jeng jeng.. Bermula lah sebuah kisah.
Aseet di temui oleh jejaka itu di tempat so called Itam Lagi Panjang. Lelaki itu cuma memerhati apa yg dibuatnya selama ani. Maksud nya Observing apa yg dibuatnya ani. Aseet's pet barney got married with a mammal not of the same species and they gave birth to a mammal jua ..berbeza dari rupa indungnya..Barney's wife namanya Bourney and their child namanya Bornoo. A few days after c Barney ani kawin ia pun meninggal..mengapa? dan bagaimana? Barney mati kerana kelaparan.oleh kerana Aseet left home without duit so yeah..Dorang miskin and nada duit..Bourney bersedih hati..and thought of how she will feed her child if nada usin kan bali makanan. Aseet came up with a wonderful idea..It's profit-ing for him and Bourney. Using his knowledge of Law of Physics involving Circular motion, Work, Energy and Power, he came up with an ideal equation.
"Bourney + 2 wheels trailer = Money in his pocket "
so ia ikut ia punya equation ani lah and ia dapat this one brand new vehicle..Parts used arah vehiclenya ani diperolehi hasil usahanya meminta arah org. 1 hari satu malam bekeraja. ahirnya siap.. tomorrownya..ia buka his on booth lah..siapa yg mau rent a vehicle utk jalan2 round2 bulehlah menggunakan vehiclenya dgn harga yg quiet low..Resultnya.. bukan nda ramai org mau..dibawah ani gambar customer c Aseet with his vehicle yang lawa ani.. :
Everyday Aseet bangun awal and buka boothnya so that ia dapat berniaga.. Profitnya dibagi rata.1/4 di baginya Bourney for her own use utk bali makanan anaknya apa..and 3/4 yg lain Aseet simpan in his pocket. After about 2 months kali ia jalankan business bagus ani..ia pun dapat duit yg bnyak cukup utk kegunaan dirinya..Unfortunately Bourney died pasal ngalih brabis membawa customer..Rasanya kan membagi anaknya makan waaa..sanggup ya buat kerja barat2. Ada this one guy ..He's the reason why Bourney died. He was too heavy for Bourney. Weighing about 300 lbs. skali duduk ganya tu buleh membawa maut kepada c Bourney. This guy ani namanya Ajib. Pity2 Bourney, ajal sampai sudah apa bleh buat. Tomorrownya, Aseet went to a trailer shop looking for a new trailer as trailer yg lama atu hancur oleh Ajib. and He found one yg inspiring brabis..this trailer akan di pakaikan arah anak c Barney and Bourney ani..c Bornoo...so ia balik ke tempat tinggalnya and pasangkan arah c Bornoo ani.. Lawa brabis.. Bsuknya ia buka lagi boothnya and hoping masih ada customer mau..Arah bannernya betulis " BorTruck " ..Everyone was amazed by this and mau jua mencuba kenderaan baru ani..the good thing is this new vehicle ani can occupy more passenger..below is gambar yg diambil semasa customernya menaiki " BorTruck".
Nda lama atu around few months later.. Sadly c Bornoo ani meninggal.. Reason? sama mcm mamanya..ind lagi tahan bekeraja.. Barat kali ah truck disurungnya atu..Penumpang gi banyak hantap.. Aseet was so sad cos ia nada perniagaan kan dibuat lagi.. =(( Mlmnya masa ya tidur..Bejumpa ya sama his old friend named Kimo.Dlm mimpinya atu c Kimo talked.
"Shine your dark face with a face lotion, find Reebok with wheels and go home to your parents. "
Bsuknya masa ya bangun ia pun wonder..apa maksud c kimo atu ah.. hmmm..So he decided to gojalan2 arah town since nada lagi yang ken mendangani ia..masa ya walking around atu. tejumpa ya sebuah kadai. " REEBOK with wheels" . Ia ingat dreamnya atu..lalu dia msuk..Alangkah suprise kelihatan di mua c Aseet..Kasut reebok beroda.. Dlm hatinya " Iatah kali odah ni kata c kimo ani " Ia pun spend all his money in his pocket to buy this thing..he did.. His brand new car looked like this :
Aseet bawa jalan around town and semua org betulihan..Bangga banar c Aseet..rasanya mcm dunia ani ia yg punya.. Masa ia stop at one of the traffic light..he saw org tetua ani layah2 di tepi jalan mcm kesakitan..Ia pun meringan kan badan menuju ke arah old person ani..di liatnya mua org tetua ani belumuran darah...zoom dibawanya ke hospital. After few days org tetua ani pulih and came to see Aseet. Org tetua ani berterima kasih arah c Aseet kerana sudah save ia masa atu.. Ia pun menghadiahkan sebuah kereta Lamborghini version " KONTOT". and org tetua atu becakap
" Gunakan kereta ani utk kau balik ke tempat asal mu "
c aseet pun bangang mendangar cakap nya atu.. C Aseet terus packing barangnya and menuju pulang kerumahnya..
sampai dirumahnya bapanya pun tekajut melihat c Aseet ani berjaya..
"LAI, dulu kau lari basikal ku kau bawa..ani kau balik Kereta siapa kah ko bawa..Lawa tapi kontot. " kata bapanya.
Aseet pun menceritakan segala2nya arah bapanya ani. C Aseet melihat kalendar di sebelah dinding bilik tamunya dan found out yg hari ani 23rd July 2009. C Aseei pun tersidak2.. Rupanya setaun sudah ya meninggalkan rumahnya.. Ani umurnya 19 sudah!
Semasa Aseet berseorangan dibilik tamu, tiba2 keluarga dan kawan aseet mengejutkan Aseet dgn menyanyikan sebuah lagu
" Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to Aseet, Happy birthday to you."
Bapanya pun menyerahkan sebuah kotak kecil kepada Aseet.. di dalam kotak itu ada sebuah kunci. Aseet click on the button arah the key. and a sound came from outside.
Aseet kekajutan bila mendapati bahawa bapanya telah menghadiahkan ia sebuah Kereta yang panjangnya kalah lamborghini atu. Specialty kereta baru ani. 3 pairs of tyres yow......6 biji tayar lah tu maksudnya atu..Aseet pun menangis tesidak2..kerana gembira..
dlm hati Aseet
" Dapat tah ku bawa Azizan jalan2 nie.. =))"
then Aseet lives happily ever after..
i'm off,
z2611 - kes keboringan
