BLIND MAN IN A RESTAURANT

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there."

A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes." Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks toward the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves.

Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man." "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork." The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli." Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in, he's going to test him. The blind man eats and leaves.

He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Sue, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man." Sue complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. "Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you." The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Hey I didn't know that Sue worked here..."

MAN FINDS PERFECT SPOT TO MASTURBATE

The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution.

On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover.

As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there? "The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill five minutes ago.

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Hahaha cali

Pada suatu hari ada perempuan ani message aku, aku pun reply jua, di bawah menunjukkan messagenya.

HyEx, AqU dGr qO henSmeX
-yang ku tau hensmex ani handsmack bah, btw Kau cawir usulnya

EyhX y0uh anEyh, aqU na caweR x aR
-inda ku paham eh! Apakan y0uh ani? Yzerouh kah? O.o

Eyh! Qo anEyh! CaWer! Na to vhasa qu m0dan!
-qO pun caWer! AHAX!

Poklen qo arr, ahax ahax arr! PoklenX eyhx.
-vNr t0sh ! qo na poklenx? Ahax

AqU na poKlenX, na qu naKu. aQu kewlX x arR, hotX g,
-ahax, hotX? Gambar diri mu telanjang ih!

Vah, okieX t0sh, body qu hoTx x arr. VangGa qu.
-awu eh, be daki kali,

Na bdaki x arR! LAwa x aR
-awu bah manasaja tah, sama jua bida masih.

PujiaN qh tew? huhu i lyke t0sh!
-awu eh pujian, kau bida bah!

Thx y0uh eyhX
-babi -_-

OuH aqu ndgny Vavi
-antam, babi!

Vah uDah th x ar?
-alaa, kenalan dulu wah.

WHy y0U dID THs TO ME
-fasal y0u vavi, ahax.

Axu arR, lupa Qu, qo hensmex qa?
-apakan hensmex ani? Handsmack?

Ouh, qo sHafal?
-kau rusakkan kasut mu?

huhu, vErapa umur qo?
-quququ!! Jajaj

Gaga, vah, leow kr8 qu, huhu, vye vye hensmex. MwahxZx
-eeee, aing liurnya tempias, eee

POKLEN

aku dpt dri anti-poklen community arh facebook


1. pwencezz_gurlzz@hotmail.com is adding you to her list. accept or reject?
- accept

2. hAi x)
- hai gay.

3. sHafa Nehzz?
- kau ani jenis ahax ani kah?

4. aQu bOy. maNa u DafAt eMeL qU ohS?
- aku dapat email mu dari.. kuching! :O

5. oHs, oQayy :D luFa mehxx. vHaFa u Neh?
- mencheck gps kau dimana.

6. ohS. me Nehx LymfaNg2 ahz, mau iKut? ahAax ;p
- ada ku tanya kau yang kau ani behapa? AHAX EH!!!

7. Aii? iNdaQaN u InDa Mau IquTs? chuPpEyz u nEyh ehs.
- gila. Nasib jua nini ku ada bazooka untuk bunuh urg macam kau ani.

8. uMMp, u TinGgaL di ManA ohS?
- di borneo bah eh.

9. vTw, ehhs. U qaH tOhx Yang PakaI vAju itAmXx kEmaReN di maLL ahX?
- nini mu tu!

10. eeEeeE.. qYot yoU aHx! maRi CiNi mE cUvits FiFi u Ohs. vuLeh?
- nini mu kiut nya mu? bagus eh.

11. u sInGLe? :D mau u SaMa me?
- dudeeeeeeeeeeeeee.. Balikan ku Audi R8!!!

12. cHuPpiEe. u JuA mAu qAfeL sama me Ahs.
- antah kau.

13. FukyMa joA bOyfriEndx u oHxx? mE taMpar iA kaRang!!
- AKU BUKAN GAY WAH ROAR EH!

14. iNda Afa U ahX. me buNuh dYry nehh! bIar U mEnyaSaL!
- eh JANGAN!!! AKU KAN BUNUH KAU!!!

15. bYe. me oPliNe dulu. me putUng tAnGan me ni! :'(
- JANGAN WAH EH!! AKU KAN MURDER KAUU!! ROARRRR!

16. oKaY! luPpPsssssssssH yeWHHHHH! (kata terakhir sebelum mati)
- babal jua eh.

17. okay. hahahahha. apa pendapat mu pasal orang poklen ani?
- urg poklen ani babal! urg kan bunuh ia inda mau! ia kan bunuh diri mau! talur! -_-