Fat Troops alert!!!

When we say FLAPS our medulla oblongata reads the word and think about FatTroop.
When we say FATS our cerebrum reads the word and think about FatTroop.
When we say HUGE ASS our cerebellum reads the word and think about FatTroop.
When we say BLACK, eh, si najib tu. wawawa XD

Itu hanyalah anjakan paradigma tentang FatTroop.

Sekarang kita fokus our attention kepada salah seorang ahli FatTroop.
anda tahu siapaa?
Saya bagi satu clue. saya pasti anda tahu. rhyme tu youu. apakan.
Dalam fikiran anda, memang najib, saya gerenti.
asal FatTroop najib asal FatTroop najib asal najib Fattroop. wawawa XD

Tapi dis tym bukan najib yo.
aku sabut satu word saja tau tah kamu ni.

MOLE!!

nahh..tau kamuu kann..si najmi baa..yg taie lalatnya hantap basarnya kalah lubang idungku..hahaha..nadawah naj..main2 saja ba..kehati jua ehh..gagaga..

so..about this guy..ermm..he has a mole arah kirai nya sebalah kanan..yeah dats it. wawawa nadawah naj.

ani najmi..well..ani WAS najmi back then..when he was still my friend and inda betray aku join FatTroop. Shit! Motherfucker asshole banar. traitor.

Tu nah usulnya ahh senyum2. mihir.

As time passes by, najmi tahu that there's an organisation recruiting an army of fat people. It was led by none other than mr. super duper black fat najib. This organisation recruit fat people, experimented them, hospitalised them, feed them healthily and then barutah let them join the army. They has their way of turning the lamaks, to pure muscles. banyak procedure bui. jan nda caya. Najmi, realising he was fat, and wanted a change, decided to leave us and went to UK where the Headquarter of FatTroop is found. walaupun leadernya itam, tinggal di UK kaliahh si najib ahh. jan nda cayaa. hahaha..cali jua tu..ketawa bah..huhu.. anyway he went there quietly, no words, no khabar, i was left alone. all alone. i am completely alone. banar2 alone. banar2 brabis. bah adangtah. majal.

Najmi on the other hand, upon reaching UK, began his renovation. pictures of a new recruit of FatTroop began spreading around the world, and sadly i only found one picture of his. which made me tau yg najmi go UK joining this fucking FatTroop. Fuck you FatTroops. This is a picture of his.

bukan inda badar anak sorg ani. nyaman tdur nya. haha

2 years passes by. Bulu ketiak pun makin labat. penyukur pun nda sanggup nyukur. but still. there's no sign of najmi being alive. One day i went to a kadai shopping complex. skali. to my anxiety. eseh. nda pandai english, labih2 makai aku ah. hahaha. i mean to my surprise. there's this picture of a hot lookin renewed najmi in a calvin klein poster showing off his renewed and improved body sending warning that FatTroop's gonna conquer the world starting with the calvin klein company. gila. salute. Yes, he's hotter, taller and dangerous-er. beware. if seen call the police. Look how surprised i am. Jauh jua tu sama badanku. Daymn u son!

Daymn You Son! Watcha been doin?

Till then. Good luck Fucking FatTroops on ur quest to conquer the world.

btw englishku di atas ku antam2 saja tu ah. janji ngam n lawa bunyinya. mun ada yg salah diam2 saja. awu english kamu tah saja yg lawa. nampar wah.

sign out,
i211.
gangster for lifee.

To UIC members

Those yg kn ikut tdur arh Empire..baik bto aku..b4 DEC 28TH..2 days n 1 night tu.COUNTDOWN TO NEW YEAR sana...there will be MUSICAL PERFORMANCE, FIREWORKS, OOH MAMMA MIA(wth!!inda ku tau apa tu ah), "chicks" (to those yg lapar) n many more..

Then on Jan 1st there will be New Year Splash:
- water bouncer
- land bouncer
- kayaking
- parasailing
- bike
- beach carnival
- golf trials
- n bnyk g

cost??hmmmph...the more yg ikut the cheaper..i want like 12 people ja..cus the room is small..plus 1 room ja..so those yg kn ikut BERITAHU!!!!!jgn liatlh liatlh...nada liatlah liatlah ne...SAKIT KANG!!

$1/person..like i said lagi ramai lagi murah...n dun miss this opportunity cus iath masa nya ne UIC sleepover sama2...

Thanks!!

-Usher-

edited by:
i211.
jgn marah ah jan..
wawawa XD

Elton John Sasat

sign out,
i211.
gangster for lifee.

al fatihah to syamsul's dad

kepada UIC yg dpt krumah syamsul sila datang, psl bosnya baru meninggal hari ani, siapa yg sudi dtg sila dtg... al fatihah to syamsul's late dad

uic11 orno

UIC!!

anu..kan buat announcement.

pada minggu hadapan.
iaitu pada hari isnin depan.
22nd december two thousand eight.
kita pegi gadong we go eat.

uic outing ke gadong.
uic2 datang lah ahh kami minta tulung.
antah behapa saja nda saya tau.
tanya alai aseet pasal ia setau.

semua uic di alu2kan datang, please come.
uic saja ahh, semua yang handsome2.
yg setaie uic nda ku tau.
apa lagi yg kan nerajang muaku.
lagi nda ku tau tu.

sempena ani kan nyampaikan pesanan.
mun kan menerajang atu terajang tia jangan batah sampai kapan.
aku inda mengacau, so aku jgn di disturb.
ku antam kau pulang karang sampai melatop.
(bukan plang aku sorg tu. ada lagi ikut tu krg)

uiceuro ada ni kali.
iatah ganya masa durg lepak2 sama kami ni.
im sure durg will bawa a lot of money.
so kikislah duit durg di kesempatan ani.

para uic2 datang lah ahh.
uiceuro datang lah ahh kali ani.
luangkanlah masa bersama kami.
sebelum kamu belayar lagi.
bah peace.
assalamualaikum.

sign out.
i211.
gangster for lifee.

Journalist throws shoes at George Bush

e.g2 usul2 dan kelakuan org sbelum dan bks kana sunat..


org susah ati takut kan sunat



ani org besunat bru kana bgni(yg pki bius)




ani org lalah menangis bks kana sunat


duduk org bru besunat bangkang2 ah


cara melimpang org besunat ganya ani nada kotak lah utk menutup...

bh adgth makin boring ja krg..
r28

buang boreng

I remember i was a charming boy back in Nusa Laila Puteri. Walking past people without being stared at was almost impossible. Back then, i dont have to worry carrying a girl-like(or rather rambut macam iban) hair to school 'cause i know no one will cut it. And, my melanin was as lazy as umm.. as a lazy bum. manasajatah.
Zaman atu jua, kumis bapaku inda larak. kumis bapaku itam masih. masa atu jua, everytime raya, aku bepangku arah bapaku. sudah ada adiku ke dunia ani, inda tia. cilaka. Tapi satu yang kekal dari dulu sampai ani; tupi haji bapaku. hahabuang boring. peace

-najib.

oi kawan2. ..

Assalamualaikum uic,
Apaaaaaaaaddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa????
oiiiiiiii uic jawab dih soalan ku ani....
nada papa..c naga ganya dih...banaaa banaaaa banaaa. . . . .( lawak tu ihhhhhhh )

Lama dah ku inda post blog,
lama dah ku inda masuk,
baru ani ku tepikirkan kan post dis blog,
saja2 buang boring...daripada behabuk..

Looking forward utk event yg ada dis week,
ku pikir minggu yg baik rupanya minggu yg malang,
mengail ku at night time dapat ku utik,
ikut ku explore venture,3rd day kami out kana tandang...

hidup...hidup...hidup..banaaa...banaaa...banaaa

explore venture 1st day kami di bandar seri begawan,
starting line di yayasan,
belari belari belari..semangat di hati ku tahan..
ku cari ku cari ku cari..1st clue inda kejumpahan...

hahaha...rupanya cluenya arah fountain dlm yayasan... hmmmm..

dapat first clue kami happy,
meliat soalan kana bagi,
dui malai...mati nieeee......

nasib tejawab nasib semua betul,
dapat next clue ke underground kan ke ideal,
ngalih belari minum aing sebutul,
sampai sana kana suruh mengira tape pasted on the wall...

lalah kami bui...nasib jua ada aji faizul..( lurus yow ia mengira...)

lapas atu dapat next clue locationnya di tambing,
belari sekuat hati kesana ku buatkan mcm sprinting,
but jgn kamu terpedaya,buka sprint tu..jogging..
mun ku sprint banar2 waa..usain bolt pun jatuh terbaring..

sampai disana kana suruh bedagang,
nasib jua pandai nasib jua handal
mun nda pandai bedagang,
ntah...buleh dikatakan babal...

dari sana clue kami kana suruh mencari jeti,
naik kami berempat ke pantaran,
belari kami menuju kejeti,
ku look back dorang jauh ketinggalan..rupanya ketakutan..

next location arah flagpole area,
kana suruh minum aing 4 butul pasal aji pejul salah pilih butul,
sanak parutku,rasa kan muntah.nasib jua nada rasakan beria,
after abis 4 bottles..ku marahi c aji..tolol...

banaaa..banaaa.banaaaa..

After that kami kana ask utk tiup balloon,
Cari words congrats sampai kedapatan,
c naqiu kan memacahkan pakai kaki,duiii...lama menunggu..bekurun2..
ahirnya..yes!!! melatup...semua kekajutan..


then..last clue..balik arah finishing line,
gembiranya kami abis sudah perjalanan..


atu ja dulu kan ku gtau,
ngalih ku bepikir ngalih ku mengarang,
lama ku membuat takut ku belangau,
okay..peace out...tiowngg tiownggg tiowwngg....

Naga2611

wassap

Apa kabar. Aku kabar baik. Mana kau masa ani yo? Masih lagi ku tinggal di Gadong bui. Makan ko dah? Alum, ni nunggu talur kana rabus ah. Bah mun cmatu, lakastah bepantun. Oraittt.

We have just finished explore venture,
It was cool yo,it made me feel mature,
Gave me confidence to strive for a bright future,
I sweat a lot, and I still don’t look bright in picture(s).

Apaan wang jantah speaking-speaking wah, anu sama jua itam. Bah bah.

To ehsan madafaking ambuk,
Mun inda sayang nyawa,lakastah aku menumbuk.
Tau sudah aku badar,digambarnya lagi parut,
Ku cincang-cincang ko karang, bagi makan rah samut.

Eksenku.

Chris dan waf pasangan poklen,
Jalan-jalan di mall baju pink seluar oren.
Sorang nda pandai senyum, sorang luan kambang,
Kalau kana suruh, dua-dua pulang ku terajang.

Cuba check borneo bulletin,ada mua-mua kami explore venturers tu. si waf hensem.

Hari pertama explore venture di yayasan,
Aku sama riza bejual di tambing,yang dakat jambatan.
Disana kami bejual pisang dan rambutan,
Nda banyak urang mbali, urang tua ganya belintasan.

Skali kami kana suruh arah jetty,
Mbrijap nyamu, ijapku gugur tarus lamas mati.
Jalannya papan, badanku barat,
Siapa inda ijap ah,silap-silap tarus ke liang lahad.

Pastu lari arah flagpole,
Kana suruh minum air, aku dapat dua butul.
Si jijan muntah disana tlampau banyak air,
Mihir nyamu,nasib nada keluar bulu-bulu p**ir.

Hehehehe eksen ku wah.

Hari kedua kami di padang kebajikan,
Disana siuk bui,macam2 aktiviti diadakan,
Dari main netball ke lumba lari,
Team paling tinggi masatu was ex-dee-am-zee(XDMZ)

Hari atu jua aku ikut belumba lari,
Danganku belumba ani sprinter inter skulah,
Ku bayangkan dah diriku izzat zaini,
Tapi apakan daya, tatap jua kalah.

Numbur dua pulang,jan nda galat. Hahah.

Hari ketiga kami bekumpul di Gadong,
Bangun awal pagi, yatah si riza marung-marung,
Sudahtah kami damam, panas lagi masa atu,
Tapi inda apa yo,dapat jua kami numbur satu.

Zgheah.

Hari keempat kami di kiulap,
Tempatnya jauh-jauh,membari lalah hantap,
Lari sana lari sini,macam athlete lah kami belumba.
Walaupun aku barat,dapat jua kami numbur tiga.

congrats to E' la vita, Noobs and Purple Nurple for getting top three.

Kepada izzat zaini yang macam setan,
Main eh hari sabtu di padang kebajikan,
Sian ku mikirkan ko sorang sirumah makan maggi,
Lakastah bergembira macam dulu sekali lagi.

Gila macam gay bunyinya.

bah cukup tah,
Najib.

ps: Najmi, mun ada kan di kirim kirim saja. hehehehehe. aku sama si jat setia menanti.wawawa

to izzat zaini yg di cintai,
c apis al orno nah disini buat puisi,
aku buat blog psl aku suka,
supaya dapat ku share kisahku suka dan duka..

lalah jua kan be blog ani,
tapi cana tah jua ne ikutkan hati,
kamu kalau kan mlawat blog ku silakan,
tapi disana jgn tag mcm urg sialan..

aku tetap setia arah blog uic,
supaya blog ani sentiasa nampak sexy, (wtf)
baik jua aku lah kadang2 mempost,
daripada yg lain mcm basit harap kan urg mempost..

bh kawan2 slamat bercuti ku ucapkan,
jgn buat nda faedah mcm setan,
bh uic i love u,
and fuck u..

uic #11 al apis al orno bepuisi __

peace

aku boringg, sungguh boring,
aku lapar kan makan nasi goreng,
durang yg lain siuk2 xplore venture blawan,
diri ani bhapa?ksian nada bkawan.

dirumah ku melimpang2 beguring limpang,
rhyming tu yo terajang pulang karang,
jangan diucap mun mau kamu bepuisi,
mun ganya tau ngucap cramin diri sndiri.

lama sudah inda ku buat poem,
bekarak sudah macam taie hayem,
rambut si bokh lawak rambut krebo,
makin kreboo makin talooo.
wawawa apakann.

baru ku jim final fantasy tujuh,
payah hantap bari kan merujuh,
buring ku banaaa inda skulah ani,
tidur makan tidur makan tah ganya hari-hari.

mee goreng dua bungkus ku makan hari-hari,
beserta dengan talur mata lembu dua biji,
banyak ku makan setiap hari,
badan ani nda jua mau berisi inda jua tinggi.

lapas ani kan main final fantasy 8 ku lagi,
awu ketinggalan zaman biar tia bah ih,
inda jua ulah barutah ku beliur kan men game,
fuck u kamu eh madafaka asshole.

banyak sudah series dvd ku liat,
bari hayung lalah meliat,
dari heroes ke one tree hill,
xoxo gossip girl.
wawawa XD

si apis ada membuat blog sendiri,
membari hayung banar cubatah post disini,
lalah nyamu kan beblog ani,
lama2 inda kau te update tu lagii.

pada najmi yang dikasihi,
si ian kan balik jangan kau lupa barang kan dikirimi,
nada barang atu awas ko,
balik ke brunei ku suruh si najib menjubur kau.
wawawa XD

mun jubur si najib inda cukup banyak jubur lagi,
jubur naveen,ajis,muamaar,ming kwang n alai aseet lagi ku bagi,
juburku jangantah naj inda berisi,
penampar belipat2 saja ku bagi.
wawawa XD

cang cing cang cang cung,
inda ku tau cemanakan menyambung,
aku buring hantap nada kan dibuat,
lakastah ke aminah arif makan ambuyat.

peace.

sign out,
i211.
gangster for lifee.

Can you note the difference?
wawawa XD


Bokh and his superhot cousin.

sign out,
i211.
gangster for lifee.

Ever Wondered what happens/happened..eh fuck you ehh englishh..

Re-make..

Ever wondered apa terjadi kepada mereka yang sudah belayar?urg2 uic laa..yg lain2 nda ku ingauu..antam tah kamuu..get laid ka apakaa..gagaga..

1. Bokh.

Before:

buleh laa..hot la juaa..

After:

wawawa lawak tu buii..
kreboo XD

2. Najmi

Before:

munjung mulu atuu..ken mencium sapa?
wawawa XD

After:


Rambut jonas bradass..
agat tu buii..
wawawa XD

and we still look hot staying in brunei..

even after this day..
wawawa XD
ketara ba nda pandai senyum dua org ani..
gagaga XD

sign out,
i211.
gangster for lifee.

Najmi and me giving a tour.

Hey guys.. After reading kwang's post aku baru realised what he said banar berabis.. Dulu, this blog was awesomeeee wit so many post in a day n the visits in a day.. The blog itself was something we all looked forward to.. Lets work together n bring the old times back.. Wheeeee!!! Miss u guys!!!!!!!

Joke 1:=DDDD

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

Joke 2:

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...
He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?
"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

Joke 3:

On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever".She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"

Joke 4:

A man and his four year old son are talking, when his son asks him "Dad, what does a pussy look like?" The Dad confused, asks him " before or after sex?" The kid says "Ummm before sex" So the dad says to him "Well have u ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red peddles." "yeah" says the son."well what about after sex" he says to his dad. His dad replies " Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise"

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Malas ku post yang baru.. Hahahah.. For now ani sja.. Wishes to every one of u guys there.. =DD

n104

PUNCA KEKALAHAN UIC ZILCHE

pasal takut bulaa -___-

Kedapatan di library

Al-Orno dengannn siapaaa?? liau???

biartia sikit, asal beupdate. nada espeed bah. pak off.

sayangmu.

ehsan

No more UIC Qudro next year.

My new team: Pentagon FC (y)(y) Form 1.

This blog is getting pretty less updates from the members.
Please revive this blog like what we did last time.
I miss UIC blog.
I miss our average 5 posts/day.
I miss our superfast going counterstats.
I miss the Naveen horny jokes.
I miss i211's poems.
I miss Najib's dreams and jokes.
I miss........ what i should miss.


K26three.

Happy Birthday to Zeck2611 aka. Naga

Haziq is the name,
everyone's jealous of his fame,
in the so called football game,
no one can beat him, damn =S.

With his uncomparable strength,
he crush everyone like rubber band( HAHA apakan )
With his extraordinary dribbing ability,
not a single one in the field dare to challenge his truly.

He is friendly and handsome,
not just that, he is just that awesome,
do not mess with him you people,
or else u get throwed down just that... *click finger* simple.

Happy birthday to you, ma friend,
who was in the same orientation group,
your the earliest friend i know,
eventho' u bullied me because i am chinese,
but hopefully Obama's victory had convinced you people not to be racists,
Hope you have a good year and score a scholarship to the uni u wished for.

Once again,
Happy Birthday , Zeck.
Leave those bad memories behind and move on with a bright bright future =D.
Have a blast my friend.

K263333,
Kwang


P.S I am sorry the poem sucks. Heart is what all matters lahhh zeck k? HAHA

antah

iklan lagi uiiiii
urg jarudungss buat iklan ah lawak la jua sikit

uic11 mr.orno (urg jaudung)

yaw uic..apa khabar?
khabar baik..
wawawa XD

anu..ari sabtu patang tani main futsal after teacher's day n after beundi ZI.
inda payah booking..nya cgu okay play on..mun ada urg main lawan durg saja.
f inda caya tanya najib..

aku kesini engkau kesana,
dimana ku berada, disana najib berada,
sang ketipu ketupat ketipang,
ku pikir si najib ani urang rupanya arang.
(itam~itam~)
wawawawa XD

bah peace.

sign out,
i211.
gangster for lifee.

UIC Band jamming at 4ace studio

these are some videos of the songs that we played

UIC Band-Time is running out


UIC Band-No name (Just Hantam)



Afaqx056

Hakeem

p.s handal c zizan mnjawab ah..salah semua..wawawa luan confident bnr bh ko atu..tpi aku respect ko zan coz ko brani mncuba

uicrutipaun raya convoy

part 5

finale

sorry ahh ada error sikit..ngaleh ku kan ngubah2..the words ada error..

sign out,
i211.
gangster for lifee.

uicrutipaun raya convoy

part 4

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i211.
gangster for lifee.

18?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AL-HAFIZ PORNI BIN AL-ZULKIFLI
Semoga kau inda pandai mati =)
Saya sentiasa mendoakan kau supaya jadi inda gay =)
Mudahan rambut mu sentiasa lawa =)

Amiinnnnn

QUIZ RAYA CONVOY
Tangan siapa c mr porno al-hafiz pigang atu?
siapa tahu dapat ciuman dari c mr.p.



Ikhlas dari kawan mu yang kau ucap setiap hari, ehsan.

brunei mencopy iklan

mencopy iklan budi ah

behind the scene

uicrutipaun raya convoy

part 3

sign out,
i211,
gangster for lifee.

IKLAN BARUNAI

IKLAN BRUNEI CALI JUA LA
mun nda cali ktawa sdakah saja ketawa

uic11 porno

Oi uic..pada uic yg babal babal sekalian..yang balik2 betanyaa..awuuuu isuk mainn bahh..isuk ari sabtuuuu..1 november..main futsal..dskulahh..bah adang luan babal..buntu kang parut mcm cnajib..pindik kang badan mcm cliau..wawawawa XD

pose2 antik uic

mihir eh sadang2


nda pandai berubah pose nya ne



lawa muka abg ajib tu





senyum2 ne ziq, gagar kan c aziz ka haha nadawah


bkan gay ne tapi merapatkan silaturrahim sesama uic


uic11 mr.p
boringku sunyi bah blog ne

uic taun 60an

uic lama sudah wujud sejak tahun 1960an lagi

uic11 mr.p

Part 2 yaww =)

Yoooowwww..better watch..hahah.

Part one.


This video is dedicated to all the uic's..Peace yaw..hahah.. Manbai- Kau Ilhamku. Sang by zeck2611, 4ourty-oNe and Ash269..hahah..kami boring drumah..so kami rakam and aku upload....if mcm salah lyric kah..suara sumbangkah..jgn ditagur..video ani utk percubaan..hahah....Cali cali cali..toink toink toink... hahah..thanx to brotha izat yg bersusah payah mengajar aku cana kan upload..Thanx bro.. ahax.. =)))

Btw, im sorry aku punya "R" nda pandai kan belurus..hahah..andang nasib waa...hahah..siapa ngucap atu..mudahan anakmu catu jua..hhahah..nada deyh.. =pp
bah enjoy..


Naga 2611 incoming part two

ATTENSIOOOOOOOOO'

Pada tomorrow hari akan di adakan perlawanan persahabatan futsal antara pasukan-pasukan uic bersendirian.

Pasukan-pasukannya beserta warna baju yang hendak di wear adalah:

uic qudro - warna kuning
uic minano - warna biru
uic ikan jerung - warna merah
uic zilche - warna putih

diharap semua ahli-ahli pasukan can menghadiri this match.
arrival time is approximately 3 pm.
departure date is aroundabout..wawawa lawak tu bui.. around 5 pm lah.
attendance is compoulsory and please be punctual.
wawawa XD
siapa nda punctual booking tah tiket ke neraka. HAHAHAHA LAWAK!

bah peace.
sign out,
i211.
gangster for lifee.

Driver : Nak ke mana cik?
Penumpang : Saya nak ke bandar Sunway. Dekat jer, rumah saya kat Jalan Puki Mak U Lah...
Driver : Cik, kita ni orang Melayu. Tak boleh ke gunakan bahasa yang lebih sopan.
Penumpang : Nak sopan macam mana lagi bang. Dah memang itu nama jalannya.
Driver : %$#@&*

How are you going to tell the taxi driver.........????


allen7kai

local artist: band once
famous? buleh la, famous jua.. klah jua suara kamu

uicrutipaun raya convoy

part 2

sign out,
i211.
gangster for lifee.

TO UIC and NON UIC. sama kawan si ehsan.

si Ehsan buka rumahnya esuk.. Open House bah.

Bila? esuk, 18/10/08

Pukul? pukul anjing wawawa. 2.59pm sampai 5.05pm

Alamat: No1 spg 108 jalan 82 kampong rimba gadong. hampir GIANT. dekat rumah si tiny (si izzat). atu cali kalah anak c mahri.

Siapa datang kana bagi envelope hijau. ada duit dalamnya.

bye. assalamualaikum

Selamat Hari Raya. Maaf Zahir dan batin.

uicrutipaun raya convoy

part 1

This is for you uiceuro.

Najmi, ian, Yeefah, Chea kai, Naveen, Bokh, HafizBank

Peace.

sign out,
i211.
gangster for lifee.

Makan

Sapa ex-student cgu rashidah sini? sila angkat tangan
aha... Congrats!
You're invited to her open house:

Bila eh?: saturday, 18 october 2008
pukul brapa wang?: 2-6 p.m
dimana kian?: no.5, spg 11-100, jln. Hj halus, kg. Bunut


kalau nda kjumpahan jua rumahny atu tanya c kumis, ea urg bunut, tau ya tu...
P/s: yg bukan studentny pun buleh datang tu ah...


F E E Z

UIC

Presenting:

I don't wanna miss a thing.

Enjoy.

Lawa2 suara nya..
wawawa XD

sign out,
i211.
gangster for lifee.

uic, kami bukan superstar, tapi kami macm star wtfffffffffffff

haji syafiqxx open house

ui awg haji syafiq manggil makan rumahnya sapakan datang (BUKAN MAKAN RUMAHNYA.. JN PNYELURU TAMPA KANG), nda plang ia maksa, tapi baik jua dtg nda kamu rugi bnyak makanan

MENU: Spaghetti, soto hjh norsiah, nasi n segala lauk pauknya

dimana? Venue: no.17A, spg. 637-84-164, kg.perpindahan lambak kiri
BILA? ESUK 13/10/08 IAKAN JIJAN? NDAKU PASTI, EH AWU KALI LURUSTU

BH DTG JAN NDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!



UIC11

I am just trying. Sorry if anything that upsets u.

k263

P.S the video's Katy Perry Hot & Cold

This is me and Najmi chilling poklen UK style.

UIC raya convoy

Abang cham kerasukan buii..
bek jua sampat merakam..mmbari watir g urg mnyubuk awal2 atuu..
urg kaaa..makhluk semacam tuu
wawawa XD

To UIC yg sudah or balum beraya arh rmh afiq..ia manggil esuk, thursday 9 october from 1pm till midnight..haha..nah addressnya => no.48 spg 612 kg sg hanching...

To Cham..HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY..bila belesen wang??lau aku malu ku tu ah..19 sdh..alum g belesen..haha

HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY!!!

Haha happy birthday to this guy here. Shamsul Hisam a.k.a cham a.k.a -P R35. Umur atu tua sudah bilatah kan belesen?? HAAHAHA!! okay okay, may god bless you \m/

UICRutipaun Raya Convoy

ATTENTION!!!!!

To UICRutipaun members yang ikut the raya convoy this Sunday 5th October 2008, we will meet at Serusop Mosque carpark before 8.00 am the bus arrives at 7.30 am so please don’t be late or we will leave you, the last call will be at 8.15, if sekiranya masih balum ada kami TINGGALKAN.....!!!!!

Please don’t forget to bring $3 inda jadi $4, it’s for the bus driver
Our destinations:

Ambil si Haziq dulu di rumahnya lapas atu baruth arah:

1. Sir Izam
No.16 Spg 705 Kg. Sg. Buloh 2, Jln Muara

2. Sir Picai
No.19 Spg 330 Manzil Hani Kg. Kapok Kiri, Jln Muara

3. Ck. Dayang Siti Fatimah
No.2 Spg 57-13 Kg. Sg. Buloh, Jln Muara

4. Ck. Farid
No.16 Spg 733 Kg. Salambigar, Jln Muara

5. Ck. Shahidah
No.4 Spg 274 Kg. Sg. Tilong, Jln Muara

6. Hj. Faez
No.15 Spg 424 Kg. Mata-mata

7. Ck. Sriyani
No.8 Spg 456-25, Jln Gadong Beribi

8. Ck. Hasnah
No.29 Spg 228, Jln Mulaut, Sengkurong

9. Ck. Zainal
No.8 Kg. Mulaut, Jln Paya Bunga Merah, Sengkurong (Orange House)

10. Hj. Ahmad Zukhairi
Bengkurong

11. Ck. Hamid
No.8 Spg 14-8 Jalan Kiarong

12. Afiq Naquiyuddien:
No.48 Spg 612 Kg. Sg. Hanching, Jln Muara

Ask your parents to pick you up at Serusop Mosque after the trips over

Thats all..... Lagi sekali JANGAN AKHIR.....!!!!!

-Afaqx056-
Asapisikated

MERINDUKANMU - D'MASIV

lagu ini di tunjukkan khas kepada gadis diluar sana (that i dont want to mention her name here). Hope you know this song is for you, HAPPY EID MUBARAK!! <3

IMPORTANT!!!!!

Important...

to all uic yg ikut convoy ari ahad.....
Tani bekumpul di Parking Masjid Serusop!!!!!!!

Confirmkan arah najib siapa yg dapat ikut..




zeck2611.

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri to all my Malay friends, the UICs particularly.

Me, Kwang representing all the 3 billion chinese in this world like to wish all of you a very happy Muslim new year. Good work in fasting for one month. We are proud of you LOL.

I know i know. We will forgive you for what you had done to us. You all had done too much sins if to be listed. Eventho' we fought before in Opium War and we, the winners would give you respect you deserve and the pride in defending your country.

I am talking crap i know. Friends, thank you for being my friends. Hope you succeed in yet another good year and be healthy always if thats what you want XD.

Once again, selamat hari raya * POW! <-- bomb cina *

Bye.
K263
Kwang

SELAMAT HARI RAYA to all UIC members..especially to my Teeka..Your friendship is a blessing to me..And on this auspicious EID UL-FITR, I pray may Allah's blessing fill your home with happiness and peace, your heart with devotion and your soul with purity..And I wish these blessing be with you TODAY and ALWAYS..




-Usher-

ps: nda pyh minta maaf..mana jua bnyk dusa ku..haha..SAKIT KANG yg inda maafkn tu

ATTENTION!!!!!!

To All UIC!!!!!

Attention please…Please note that our raya trip convoy would be on the 5th of October 2008 Sunday this week. You are to be at afiq’s house before 8.am. So please don’t be late..We have to go early so that we would finish our trip earlier.

Also note that we are going to visit mostly teacher’s house and as you know Haji Faez has invited to his house. Furthermore, one sweet reminder, you guys have to bring $3 or $4. This money are to be given to Afiq that day. It’s for the bus Driver.!! Ka-ching!!!!!!

Here are the lists of the houses that we are going to visit on that day. Susunan seperti berikut:
1. Afiq Naquiyuddien – No.48 Spg 612 Kg Sg Hanching, Jln Muara
2. Sir Izam – No.16 Spg 705 Kg Sg Buloh 2, Jln Muara.
3. Sir Picai – No. 19 Spg 330 MANZIL HANI, Kg Kapok Kiri.
4. Ck.Dk.SitiFatimah – No.2 spg 57-13 .Kg Sg Buloh
5. Ck.Farid – Kg.Salambigar.
6. Ck.Shahidah – Kg Sg Tilong
7. Ck.Sriyani – No.8 Spg 456-25,Jln Gadong Beribi.
8. Ck.Hasnah – No.29 Spg 228, Jln Mulaut.
9. Ck.Zainal – No.8 Jln Paya Bunga Merah. Kg Mulaut.
10.Hj Ahmad Zukhairi @ Gmad.- Bengkurong
11. Ck.Hamid – No.8 Spg 14-8 Jln Kiarong.
12. Hj Faez- No.15 Spg 424. Kg Mata-mata.

That’s all..Ada yg blum confirmed lagi tu..Okay..to afiq..buleh printkan…heheheh…


Your dragon,
Zeck2611.

Altimet - Chanteek (acoustic)

dedicate to the girl that i dumped few months ago. Happy Raya ;)

Invitations for all Uic yg d brunei..

assalamuaikum kawan2...hahaha..baru ni naga membagi salam..

Alert! alert! alert! UK beraya udah...pembuyuk bnr...tani alum...nda apa lah kitani d brunei ada extra pahala...hahahah...aduuh..lupa banaa kediaku ani....entaiieee ingat ku...Haaaah anuuu..kediaku ani kn mengucapkan Selamat Menyambut Hari Raya Aidilfitri Maaf Zahir dan Batin kepada semua UIC..Nda tah kira d Brunei or d UK..to non uic jua...Jgntah beraya..Nda gi batah exam..palui bnr brunei ani..menyambut raya sebelum exam...ish2...Well c you guys yg ikut convoy raya nanti 5th october....!!!

Extra INFO:

Haziq tha Naga2611 will be hosting an open house. You guys are cordially invited.
Where? Lu pikieee' lah sendiri..!!!! hahahaha.
Address: No 125, Kg Sungai Buloh Jln Kota Batu,Bu1229..Rumah orange dapan2 jalan..
if lalu dar highway limpaskan tionghin mentiri(masa ani soonlee). If dari jalan lama before tionghin mentiri..

date and time : After 10 a.m 2ND DAY OF RAYA!!!!!

Bah atu tah saja dulu ah..

Your one and only dragon,
siZeCkyGbaRuBanGundaRitiDurNyeNyakNya.

p.s: Gtau spawn ah.lawan aku bah ja..

world best player SK Spawn (counter-strike 1.6) a.k.a A.Mohammed from Sweeden.

pada suatu hari ada tiga org sahabat pergi mengembara ke sebuah pulau menggunakan kapal terbang..
selepas atu salah sorng atu tjumpa satu butul di belakang kapal terbang atu. ia pun betanya arh pilot kapal atu..

s1:"apa patut ku buat dgn butul ani? kan pki minum nda jua berisi.."
pilot:"bh buang saja tia kluar.."

lps tu sahabat nya kedua ani pun terjumpa jua butul di belakang atu lalu betanya lagi arh pilot soalan yg sama, jadinya pilot pun jawapannya sama lah sambil bekata dlm ati "talooo bnr passenger ku ani bnr, ku buang pulang kamu krg"

selepas atu org ketiga jumpa satu barang lalu tanya nya arh pilot atu langsung apa patut di buatnya...

pilot: "aaah bomb.. buang sja tia kluarr...."

org ketiga pun buang nya tia keluar...

smpai saja dorng ke pulau atu dtg seorg laki2 dgn binjul di kepalanya lalu dorng tanya

org 1,2,3: " kenapa kepala mu atu?"
laki2 tadi: "ntah org mana kah membuang butul dari atas tadi ah palui bnr..."

dtg laki sorg bini2 dgn kepalanya bdrh.. sma jua kes nya kana umban butul dri atas....

lps tu dorg rasa hairan apabila nmpk sorng laki2 tua ketawa tebahak bahak..

org 1,2,3: "kenapa kita ketawa paji?"
laki2 tua: "aku atu tadi nyamu mkn di kedai mamak lps tu sakit tia parut ku atu lps tu belusir th ku ke bgn sebelah... peeeeeeeett.... boom(bunyi kantut)melepaskan anghin yg kuat sekali. lps ku kantut atu bangunan sebelah atu melatop......


r28
PS: nah jib lawan tia kantutnya ah wawawawa aku tau nda pulang cali tu.
ps2: nah janji beupdate...

Hakeem

Hakeem
p.s to be continued....ada byk video lgi kn ku upload.. First time aku upload video utk blog ani. Jat klau ko kn edit, agath..nda ku pndai mngedit video ani nyamu

To prove Ehsan's gay even since from he's young. There you go.


K263.
Kwang

yo aku mental masa ne, rambut ku palui kana gunting uleh phillipine pundan arah zaza ah nda merati bhasa nyangku pindik cikit liat tu cam baie, baik jua ensem aku mental neeee mbile ku ilangg

ne nah aku kan brubah jadi hajah porno amacam guys lawa? aku pun tpikat ba ish2.. kan jadi wanita solehah ku,,mun tliat dkadai ka mana2 urat ja aku rela, and ijat i miss u hunneh!!

nauzubilah aku pundan & gay

bh asalamualaikum

pak u

uic11 #prn

Masa hari sabtu lapas aku & si Ian sama senior ku ke sports centre di skulah ku (yang brabis lawanya).. then ani lah some pics yang kami ambil masa ari atu..

Si ian dengan aksi mengangkat beratnya..

Gila karas muka si ian atu macam kan terkirit bah usul mua nya ah.. haha..

Aku pun cuba jua lah.. notice the jersey.. aku pakai baju UIC kaliah.. aku mempromote UIC sini jua bah.. zgeaahh!!

Gila kacak aku atu..

Ani masa dinner, si ian sasak pasal makanannya inda nyaman.. rindu ia mee mamak CA Muhammad

Ani mua kelaparan namanya ni.. Aku liat durang makan saja tapi aku balum dapat makan sal balum masuk waktu.. so menalan air liur saja ku..

Allahumma Lakasumtu~ Aahh.. nyaman jua rasanya lapas minum atu.. walaupun tawar aingnya tapi sukur saja tah.. haha..

another gambar ku lagi minum air with my senior Zhao Ren yang nyampuk ah, prasan posing macam Hong Kong actor ah.. haha

Gambar "candid" si ian minum air.. haha.. beulah banar ia ani..

So atu saja gambar-gambar yang ada masa ani..

Bye chaps...

NajmiTheFriendlyGiant'sFirstPostInUK

ps: chaps ani macam gelaran urang putih sini for guys or boys lah..